I remember when the onion was a satirical paper.
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It can still be effective, though. This article literally changed my mind about gun control:http://www.theonion.com/article/right-to-own-handheld-device-that-shoots-deadly-me-30742 …
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Even at their most low brow the articles are smartly written
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A god damn disgrace. Shame on the US for letting police violence continue to go unpunished. We have no right to call ourselves the best.
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My, God! You're supposed to be satire, but you've been covering the news better than pretty much every other outlet
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Too soon man.
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Putting aside that "too soon" is nonsense in the first place, it could never not be "too soon" when the tragedy repeats with regularity.
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Yes internet stranger, please explain more to me, a black american, about the tragedy of unjustified killings of my community.
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As opposed to an internet rando lecturing a satire publication on arbitrarily time gated tactfulness, right? Oh the irony. Anyway...
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It was a jab at the cops/killers anyway (as was the onion piece). Implies it will ALWAYS be too soon because they keep doing it yet again.
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My 3 word tweet is hardly a lecture. Do you even Twitter bro? I got the super complex message you were implying. Stop mansplaining.
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You're meant to be satirical, not accurate.
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This is how the Onion always is D:
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Haha thank you, I'm very much aware of their cutting accuracy.
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So yall just doing regular news now?
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It's funny because it's an achingly sad reflection on the state of things.
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This made me laugh until I got a cramp under my rib, stopped to breath...then started again. So dark. So funny.











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I'm genuinely pleased you liked it.

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I even chuckled again this morning
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