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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 29 Sep 2017

    Cop Confident He’ll Be Exonerated By Clear Video Evidence Of Him Shooting Defenseless Black Man https://trib.al/F8xaB06 pic.twitter.com/ZdH7qwLJCK

    12:49 PM - 29 Sep 2017
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    • white man’s whorror Robin Harris Bogdon Pierre-Simon Laplace James♚ David Jefts Ronald Ortiz dumbass sarah Christy Zurcher Laura Jackson
    85 replies 2,420 retweets 6,410 likes
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      2. Eric Leon‏ @Runtus_Maximus 29 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I remember when the onion was a satirical paper.

        4 replies 20 retweets 844 likes
      3. Anisky 🔥-Nazis are bad. Nazis should be banned.‏ @anisky 30 Sep 2017
        Replying to @Runtus_Maximus @TheOnion

        It can still be effective, though. This article literally changed my mind about gun control:http://www.theonion.com/article/right-to-own-handheld-device-that-shoots-deadly-me-30742 …

        4 replies 25 retweets 204 likes
      4. Eric Leon‏ @Runtus_Maximus 30 Sep 2017
        Replying to @anisky @TheOnion

        Even at their most low brow the articles are smartly written

        0 replies 0 retweets 69 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2.  🐓Erik the Rooster, Recalcitrant Infidel‏ @erikroos 30 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #satire :pic.twitter.com/nWt9UWBMZS

        2 replies 64 retweets 268 likes
      3.  🐓Erik the Rooster, Recalcitrant Infidel‏ @erikroos 30 Sep 2017
        Replying to @erikroos @TheOnion

        A god damn disgrace. Shame on the US for letting police violence continue to go unpunished. We have no right to call ourselves the best.

        0 replies 3 retweets 41 likes
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      1. Stephanie‏ @stecky87 29 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        My, God! You're supposed to be satire, but you've been covering the news better than pretty much every other outlet

        0 replies 5 retweets 118 likes
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      2. Hana Nagel‏ @Miss_Hanie 29 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Too soon man.

        2 replies 0 retweets 22 likes
      3. Revengencer Alf‏ @RevengencerAlf 29 Sep 2017
        Replying to @Miss_Hanie @TheOnion

        Putting aside that "too soon" is nonsense in the first place, it could never not be "too soon" when the tragedy repeats with regularity.

        1 reply 0 retweets 18 likes
      4. Hana Nagel‏ @Miss_Hanie 29 Sep 2017
        Replying to @RevengencerAlf @TheOnion

        Yes internet stranger, please explain more to me, a black american, about the tragedy of unjustified killings of my community.

        2 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
      5. Revengencer Alf‏ @RevengencerAlf 29 Sep 2017
        Replying to @Miss_Hanie @TheOnion

        As opposed to an internet rando lecturing a satire publication on arbitrarily time gated tactfulness, right? Oh the irony. Anyway...

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      6. Revengencer Alf‏ @RevengencerAlf 29 Sep 2017
        Replying to @RevengencerAlf @Miss_Hanie @TheOnion

        It was a jab at the cops/killers anyway (as was the onion piece). Implies it will ALWAYS be too soon because they keep doing it yet again.

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      7. Hana Nagel‏ @Miss_Hanie 29 Sep 2017
        Replying to @RevengencerAlf @TheOnion

        My 3 word tweet is hardly a lecture. Do you even Twitter bro? I got the super complex message you were implying. Stop mansplaining.

        2 replies 0 retweets 25 likes
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      2. Barry Liebemarx‏ @liebemarx 29 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You're meant to be satirical, not accurate.

        1 reply 12 retweets 362 likes
      3. Elizabeth‏ @Callimogua 30 Sep 2017
        Replying to @liebemarx @TheOnion

        This is how the Onion always is D:

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Barry Liebemarx‏ @liebemarx 30 Sep 2017
        Replying to @Callimogua @TheOnion

        Haha thank you, I'm very much aware of their cutting accuracy.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Petty_Krueger  👻 🎃‏ @a_for2day 30 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So yall just doing regular news now?

        0 replies 3 retweets 48 likes
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      2. Paul‏ @MPCmonkey 29 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's funny because it's an achingly sad reflection on the state of things.

        1 reply 1 retweet 137 likes
      3. Klay-Ann(imation)‏ @klaysparkles 30 Sep 2017
        Replying to @MPCmonkey @TheOnion

        This made me laugh until I got a cramp under my rib, stopped to breath...then started again. So dark. So funny. 🤣😖😣😔😑😐🙂😄😆😂🤣

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Paul‏ @MPCmonkey 1 Oct 2017
        Replying to @klaysparkles @TheOnion

        I'm genuinely pleased you liked it. 😁

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Klay-Ann(imation)‏ @klaysparkles 1 Oct 2017
        Replying to @MPCmonkey @TheOnion

        I even chuckled again this morning 😌

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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