Mate it's the Onion
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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sadly, due to a scheduling conflict, i will not be able to serve as a ballbearer. i do appreciate the honor of being asked.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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