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    1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Sep 2017

      Officials Investigating Hugh Hefner’s Death Suspect Foreplay https://trib.al/yeXow1l pic.twitter.com/Jsu9dI5xWb

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      The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Sep 2017

      LAPD officials announced that they now suspect foreplay may have been involved in the recent death of Hugh Hefner. https://trib.al/Ls7B49M pic.twitter.com/pmGTmCje3y

      2:31 PM - 28 Sep 2017
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        1. KRand‏ @Krand18 28 Sep 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          I heard his death was premature. So sad.

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        1. Jimmy Been‏ @been_jimmy 28 Sep 2017
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          LAPD = Ladies Auxiliary POT Departmentpic.twitter.com/kboHUr5h2E

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        1. george sears‏ @gsears1968 28 Sep 2017
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          Just waiting for that one, weren't you? 😝

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        1. Raul Gonzales‏ @RaulieGonzo 28 Sep 2017
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          @cjbennett777

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        1. BigMan_OnCampus‏ @BigMan_OnCampus 28 Sep 2017
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          Ridiculous, everyone knows the LAPD isn't skilled enough to recognize foreplay.

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        1. Dipper‏ @arincdi 28 Sep 2017
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          Too soon, guys. But funny. ;) Let us know when they finish probing.

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        1. Gary Dietz‏ @GaryDietz 28 Sep 2017
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          Surrounded by Playmates, a heart can take just so much.

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        1. Bdbrown‏ @BrendaDB 28 Sep 2017
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          Shut up, I thought this was real until I saw it was you.

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        1. Stephen Margolis.‏ @swisschoc 28 Sep 2017
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          What a way to go...

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        1. Allen Marples‏ @allenMarples 28 Sep 2017
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          Too funny, we love you, Hef..Thanks

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        1. Neill Halpin‏ @DrHalpinstein 28 Sep 2017
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          God dammit, that's amazing.

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        1. pointman‏ @point8791 28 Sep 2017
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          I will giggle at this for days. Sorry, RIP.

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        1. JC‏ @JCrock_ 28 Sep 2017
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          Wha wha whaaa.

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