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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Sep 2017

    "Would that really be so hard?" https://trib.al/UHk4OVw pic.twitter.com/Rt4B99p7kv

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      1. RepentantGamer‏ @chtotheao 28 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I hate political correctness, so I want NFL players to protest in a way that I find correct, for political reasons. /s

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      1. Valerie Norris‏ @ValerieANorris 28 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I love you, Onion. You make me laugh at things I'm furious about. It's true: No matter how black Americans protest--they'll be "shot down."

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      1. WilliamSpeaksHere‏ @WEMwanders 28 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "I want people to protest in the basement of a library so that no one knows they're protesting against something.That's how change happens."

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      2. KennyGee, PhD‏ @KennyGGee 28 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Onion is really going downhill recently

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      3. Bill‏ @ztwx2015 28 Sep 2017
        Replying to @KennyGGee @TheOnion

        They're having a hard time competing with reality now that a joke is in the White House.

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      1. Mountainbark‏ @MountainBark 28 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I await Trump to hold this article up in a speech to argue against #TakeAKnee

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      1. brainout‏ @brainouty 29 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Idea NFL player stands, another kneels atop 1st one's shoulders Or vice versa Or, 1 player LINE stands, other kneels: they sing2each other.

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      1. Loretta Weber‏ @ldweb52 28 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Maybe they should have picked a different venue

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      1. lil flouwey‏ @ccaaaaaaaattt 28 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        is this even satire anymore

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      1. George Mulder‏ @MoonDawgzTwit 28 Sep 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/kPMfmwm5QV

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      1. priyanka devadethan‏ @priydevadethan 28 Sep 2017
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        No. I #TakeAKnee in the spirit of love.

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      1. William L. Burton 3‏ @FuzzyDice3 28 Sep 2017
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        Let's not start anything. We don't want to start anything. If you start something you got to finish it and we don't want to finish anything.

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      1. Face Whisperer‏ @Face_Whisperer 28 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This actually "fake" news is making a better point than the guy who calls real news organizations "fake."

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      1. Cora Bent‏ @BentCora 28 Sep 2017
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        My father and brothers fought for that flag so that we could protest not making this protest aboit the flag

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      1. Mike Wasyluk‏ @MikeWasyluk 28 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Schopptalk

        this is perfect.

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      1. Toylet Humor‏ @Whipt1 28 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You guys are killing it lately, keep up the good work

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      1. Boviosity‏ @FlashHeart59 28 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @allahpundit

        "This sure is dumb!" "No it isn't, racist!" #NationalDialogue

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