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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 27 Sep 2017

    NASA’s Mars Roomba Begins Mission To Clean Dust From Planet’s Surface https://trib.al/9GjIqFm pic.twitter.com/MYlGy76Ayr

    1:14 PM - 27 Sep 2017
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      2. A Lover not a Fighter‏ @nurserus2 27 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @nicolecweiss7 who knew, Roomba is Dutch.

        1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
      3. Frida Kahlo‏ @nicolecweiss7 27 Sep 2017
        Replying to @nurserus2 @TheOnion

        Well the Dutch surely like things clean!

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. Cody  📔‏ @Theron_Sniper 27 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @hardgrove NASA is doing great work.👍

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Craig‏ @hardgrove 27 Sep 2017
        Replying to @Theron_Sniper @TheOnion

        LOL! Mars actually comes with free solar powered roombas (dust devils)https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.space.com/25577-mars-rover-opportunity-solar-panels-clean.html …

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      2. Shelby Solla‏ @shelbysolla 27 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought this was a closeup of a yam

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      1. George Mulder‏ @MoonDawgzTwit 27 Sep 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/duDJ6dC0cY

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      1.  🎃Marerittin Hjetland 🎃‏ @farrisfaen 27 Sep 2017
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        How did it create that pattern? Seems like a very inefficient control algorithm for cleaning a planet

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      1. Julia‏ @GemsOfKnowledge 28 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @AlanStern

        Where's The Mars DJ Roomba!? It's certainly easier to clean with some good music 🎶pic.twitter.com/IglPG8bIs4

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      1. BobHerbstman‏ @BobHerbstman 27 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @PopMech

        Who's going to empty the container?

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      2. M‏ @OldQuarterFilms 27 Sep 2017
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        @rkohnke

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      3. Richard Kohnke‏ @rkohnke 27 Sep 2017
        Replying to @OldQuarterFilms @TheOnion

        My roomba would love to travel

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      1. Dennis Lafontaine‏ @dennis28879953 27 Sep 2017
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        How long before it's safe to colonize a "dust free" planet?

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      1. The Scarier Pib‏ @PibPasquale 27 Sep 2017
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        this isn't funny i'm offended by everything i see

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      1. Kal Eido‏ @Kaleidopix 29 Sep 2017
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        rt nasas mars roomba ɹʇ uɐsɐs ɯɐɹs ɹooɯpɐ begins mission to clean pǝƃᴉus ɯᴉssᴉou ʇo clǝɐu @UJustGotCarled @TheOnionpic.twitter.com/TXlpr1ulk6

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      1. MPolytechnical‏ @MMpolytechnical 28 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @InvaderXan

        Prep4 @elonmusk Mars_community building plans ? go, B4 Obama&Hillary&cabal_terrorists blowupEarth/kill everything=what sharia Muslims want.

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      1. *Registered* Kingsborough‏ @WKingsborough 28 Sep 2017
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        no, I am not clicking that...

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      1. •‏ @AlecTrif 27 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well finally!

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      1. Carol Higgins‏ @herkcarol 27 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @jeff_foust

        Baaahahaha, love it. Thanks for the laugh! Now this is "fake news" we can all love 😂

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