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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 27 Sep 2017

    Area Twitter User Guesses He Could Muster Up 140 More Characters About The Master Race https://trib.al/bnX2m2J pic.twitter.com/AIXEdRF1T3

    11:47 AM - 27 Sep 2017
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      1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 27 Sep 2017

        "I guess it’d be a waste not to use these extra characters, right?" https://trib.al/LDjTg7Q pic.twitter.com/b8pEPg0xzv

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      1. Paul Devine‏ @ManSpanx 27 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is the worst I have ever felt for a stock photo model.

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      2. Matt‏ @BigotedVsBigots 27 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sadly, I'm sure this is happening.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. MicMars‏ @IAmMicMars 27 Sep 2017
        Replying to @BigotedVsBigots @TheOnion

        It's not funny unless someone is sadly certain this is happening. "And tedious the limbs and outward flourishes."

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Matt‏ @BigotedVsBigots 27 Sep 2017
        Replying to @IAmMicMars @TheOnion

        It's not even funny if it is happening. But I did snicker at the concept.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. MicMars‏ @IAmMicMars 27 Sep 2017
        Replying to @BigotedVsBigots @TheOnion

        Perhaps for some it's never funny, but I am fairly certain if John Cleese played a racist prick saying that, many would laugh.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. dIRECT0R‏ @dlRECT00R 27 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I don't think the filthy Unverifieds should be given those extra characters. In fact - give then 70!

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      2. kate  🎃‏ @katewhiteshark 27 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Twitter okay but this is for real what is going to happen thanks

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      1. Konrad Heiden's Soul‏ @TrumpMuv2Russia 27 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Konrad Heiden's Soul Retweeted DPRK News Service

        Rocketman's take is quite similar... https://mobile.twitter.com/DPRK_News/status/912795113637711876?p=v … #ImpeachNow

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        US computer company Twitter to increase characters allotted each user, allowing double previous output of witless profanity and harassment. pic.twitter.com/8fAeUR4BbG
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      1. Rakesh Pherwani‏ @RakeshPherwani 28 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        follow me too

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      1. A.K‏ @randomclickss 28 Sep 2017
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        Pakistani hijabi girlhttps://youtu.be/GJszaCORh9k 

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      1. Curtin.a@gmail.com M‏ @curtin_a 28 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's the spirit!

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      1. Native Speaks‏ @nativespeaks 27 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Vernaculis

        @realJamesAllsup you.

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      1.  🇨🇦 🇺🇸 🐀 🐀Alberdda Rodentia 🐀 🐀 🇺🇸 🇨🇦‏ @eieioink 27 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ....hey yellow journalists,have one uncle in a French cemetery and another uncle in an Italian cemetery celebrating their white privilege.

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      1. I‏ @I14918576 27 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Let us drive the trend and make things happen .Onion flavoured with a slight grilled tinge

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      1. ViiStar‏ @VIIStar_ 27 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Apparently Area Man is a PC Gamer. It's all about upgradability and backward compatibility. #GloriousPCGamingMasterRace #ConsolePeasants 😂

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      1. Scott Amichie‏ @scootdolor 27 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ...making it twice as unreadable.

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      2. Вадим‏ @abuvm70 27 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How many characters is 140 times 88, Twitter?

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      3. Zapster Omega @ Passione‏ @Dextresen 27 Sep 2017
        Replying to @abuvm70 @TheOnion

        12320.

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