More real news from The Onion...this is getting weird.
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This is a real story, not the onion
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Fake news, all TSA agents are black, 100%
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This actually isn't satire, generally speaking!!
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Lmao I'm about to board a plane tomorrow, who will I see?
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David Reynolds
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@WhoseRyanStiles wait another minute he'll be the secretary of alcohol tobacco and firearms cause he has ecperienceThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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'Merica!
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It's true, it's funny because it's true
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The TSA also provides free prostate exams.
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Just reading the first six words I thought this would be about Trump.
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The C & D students need to work somewhere if they can't get elected to political office.
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Did you happen to bring drugs on the plane sir?
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Brutal
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The Peter Principle still works
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