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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 27 Sep 2017

    High School Fuckup Now In Charge Of Checking Airport Luggage For Explosives https://trib.al/jQJmocQ pic.twitter.com/Y6Qo0C69Da

    6:49 AM - 27 Sep 2017
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      1. BGM_FinalKnight‏ @bertm1975 27 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        More real news from The Onion...this is getting weird.

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      1. 405lb AUM‏ @DeadLiftCapital 27 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @JeffreyMatthews

        This is a real story, not the onion

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      1. Data Fromstartrek‏ @go_csftitans 27 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Fake news, all TSA agents are black, 100%

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      1. Bertfa‏ @BertTraveler 27 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This actually isn't satire, generally speaking!!

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      2. Travis Boll‏ @TravBoll91 27 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TylerThompson__

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      3. Spooky, Scary, Terrifying Tyler‏ @TylerThompson__ 27 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TravBoll91 @TheOnion

        Lmao I'm about to board a plane tomorrow, who will I see?

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      4. Travis Boll‏ @TravBoll91 27 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TylerThompson__ @TheOnion

        David Reynolds

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      1. Pam Rodi‏ @pam405 27 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @WhoseRyanStiles

        .@WhoseRyanStiles wait another minute he'll be the secretary of alcohol tobacco and firearms cause he has ecperience

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      1. Michael Vadok‏ @MichaelVadok 27 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        'Merica!

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      1. Marc Cercone‏ @ReachCercone 27 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's true, it's funny because it's true

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      1. glenn‏ @glennmovie 27 Sep 2017
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        The TSA also provides free prostate exams.

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      1. NOV 6 RUBBER GLOVES 💉 FACE MASKS RUSSIAS here  💉 💉‏ @USATRANSEXUAL 27 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @lbell424

        awesome!!!! #hopeisforever

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      1. Cindy Stribling‏ @Canne57 27 Sep 2017
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        Just reading the first six words I thought this would be about Trump.

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      1. ewrpex87‏ @Njbeacbum45 27 Sep 2017
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        The C & D students need to work somewhere if they can't get elected to political office.

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      1. thatonefriend‏ @dumpstercash 27 Sep 2017
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        Did you happen to bring drugs on the plane sir?

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      1. Ed Drennen‏ @EdDrennen1 27 Sep 2017
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        That's not funny!pic.twitter.com/sl75GJgFrO

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      1. kevindavis‏ @sivadnivek 27 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Brutal

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      1. Danielle Caraway‏ @everyBirdy2017 27 Sep 2017
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        Lmfao

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      1. Paul Zimmer‏ @PaulZim56812133 27 Sep 2017
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        The Peter Principle still works

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