Skip to content
  • Home Home Home, current page.
  • Moments Moments Moments, current page.

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Language: English
    • Bahasa Indonesia
    • Bahasa Melayu
    • Català
    • Čeština
    • Dansk
    • Deutsch
    • English UK
    • Español
    • Filipino
    • Français
    • Hrvatski
    • Italiano
    • Magyar
    • Nederlands
    • Norsk
    • Polski
    • Português
    • Română
    • Slovenčina
    • Suomi
    • Svenska
    • Tiếng Việt
    • Türkçe
    • Ελληνικά
    • Български език
    • Русский
    • Српски
    • Українська мова
    • עִבְרִית
    • العربية
    • فارسی
    • मराठी
    • हिन्दी
    • বাংলা
    • ગુજરાતી
    • தமிழ்
    • ಕನ್ನಡ
    • ภาษาไทย
    • 한국어
    • 日本語
    • 简体中文
    • 繁體中文
  • Have an account? Log in
    Have an account?
    · Forgot password?

    New to Twitter?
    Sign up
TheOnion's profile
The Onion
The Onion
The Onion
Verified account
@TheOnion

Tweets

The OnionVerified account

@TheOnion

America's Finest News Source.

theonion.com
Joined March 2008

Tweets

  • © 2018 Twitter
  • About
  • Help Center
  • Terms
  • Privacy policy
  • Cookies
  • Ads info
Dismiss
Previous
Next

Go to a person's profile

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @

Promote this Tweet

Block

  • Tweet with a location

    You can add location information to your Tweets, such as your city or precise location, from the web and via third-party applications. You always have the option to delete your Tweet location history. Learn more

    Your lists

    Create a new list


    Under 100 characters, optional

    Privacy

    Copy link to Tweet

    Embed this Tweet

    Embed this Video

    Add this Tweet to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Add this video to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Hmm, there was a problem reaching the server.

    By embedding Twitter content in your website or app, you are agreeing to the Twitter Developer Agreement and Developer Policy.

    Preview

    Why you're seeing this ad

    Log in to Twitter

    · Forgot password?
    Don't have an account? Sign up »

    Sign up for Twitter

    Not on Twitter? Sign up, tune into the things you care about, and get updates as they happen.

    Sign up
    Have an account? Log in »

    Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:

    Country Code For customers of
    United States 40404 (any)
    Canada 21212 (any)
    United Kingdom 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
    Brazil 40404 Nextel, TIM
    Haiti 40404 Digicel, Voila
    Ireland 51210 Vodafone, O2
    India 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon, Reliance
    Indonesia 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel, Indosat, XL Axiata
    Italy 4880804 Wind
    3424486444 Vodafone
    » See SMS short codes for other countries

    Confirmation

     

    Welcome home!

    This timeline is where you’ll spend most of your time, getting instant updates about what matters to you.

    Tweets not working for you?

    Hover over the profile pic and click the Following button to unfollow any account.

    Say a lot with a little

    When you see a Tweet you love, tap the heart — it lets the person who wrote it know you shared the love.

    Spread the word

    The fastest way to share someone else’s Tweet with your followers is with a Retweet. Tap the icon to send it instantly.

    Join the conversation

    Add your thoughts about any Tweet with a Reply. Find a topic you’re passionate about, and jump right in.

    Learn the latest

    Get instant insight into what people are talking about now.

    Get more of what you love

    Follow more accounts to get instant updates about topics you care about.

    Find what's happening

    See the latest conversations about any topic instantly.

    Never miss a Moment

    Catch up instantly on the best stories happening as they unfold.

    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 27 Sep 2017

    Company Flat-Out Asks Female Candidate How Much Mileage They Can Get Out Of Her Before She Has Baby https://trib.al/GlYVUos pic.twitter.com/QZNwpX7DZq

    5:58 AM - 27 Sep 2017
    • 198 Retweets
    • 883 Likes
    • Tim Pierre-Simon Laplace crypt-stianna tzara msms130 🌪 James Rienstra Bunyip leannán swamp 🕷🕸 Claire Richburg
    14 replies 198 retweets 883 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Hathaway‏ @marshalotis 27 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        1977 Nursing job interview; "Why should we hire you if you may get pregnant?" asked by Director of Nursing. Not so long ago.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Hathaway‏ @marshalotis 27 Sep 2017
        Replying to @marshalotis @TheOnion

        Shocking then, not funny now.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. End of conversation
      1. Chris P‏ @Taps7734 27 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @LoriMajewski

        If this wasn’t the onion, the next headline would be “Mom-to-be owns new company” :)

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. New conversation
      2. Melody Barnhart‏ @mellobeep 27 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sorry guys, not funny. I have actually been asked this question in a job interview!

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Snarky Sparky‏ @sparkyphi 27 Sep 2017
        Replying to @mellobeep @TheOnion

        Yep, me too.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Eyezofnight‏ @eyezofnight 27 Sep 2017
        Replying to @sparkyphi @mellobeep @TheOnion

        me three

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Matt Gibbs‏ @Duranti 27 Sep 2017
        Replying to @eyezofnight @sparkyphi and

        To the three of you: did y'all report them?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Yasemin‏ @ygokcen 27 Sep 2017
        Replying to @Duranti @eyezofnight and

        To where? The internet? BBB? The police? Seriously asking.

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      7. Matt Gibbs‏ @Duranti 27 Sep 2017
        Replying to @ygokcen @eyezofnight and

        Equal Opportunity Employment Commission is a place to start. But apparently asking if/when a woman plans to become pregnant isn't illegal.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      8. Matt Gibbs‏ @Duranti 27 Sep 2017
        Replying to @Duranti @ygokcen and

        https://www.eeoc.gov/eeoc/foia/letters/2007/pregnancy_discrimination.html …

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      9. End of conversation
      1. Kunal Lad‏ @iamkunallad 27 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why shouldn't they?An employee is a resource n its completely fair to ask how long the resource will give value before it breaks down.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Melanie‏ @laniemarie427 27 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        She’s thinking that her uterus is strong enough to crush their freaking heads.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Charlie‏ @CharlieOneTime 27 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Interviewee asks how long until smug asshole male interviewers get divorced.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Lissa Sparks‏ @mamabear4USA 27 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is a legit issue just handled poorly...

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. thatonefriend‏ @dumpstercash 27 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is #fake news

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Kunal Lad‏ @iamkunallad 27 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why shouldn't they?Look an employee is a resource n its completely fair to ask how long the resource will give value before it breaks down.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Ruthsaidwhat?‏ @rschiff40 27 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        🙅🏻🤰🏻pic.twitter.com/8KD72asU1V

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Paul Rogers‏ @Progers999 27 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Company flat-out asks older employee how much mileage can they get out of them before they retire

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Marvin Parada‏ @marvinprd 27 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        About 9 months

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo

    Loading seems to be taking a while.

    Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.

      Promoted Tweet

      false

      • © 2018 Twitter
      • About
      • Help Center
      • Terms
      • Privacy policy
      • Cookies
      • Ads info