That’s a ridiculous conclusion.
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It's the Onion! You do know that the Onion is a parody, right?
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@theAliceRoberts Sad to see a scientist retweet this nonsense. -
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A sense of humour is wonderful but sadly there are people who will simply take it at face value.
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Then they should never, ever read the Onion.
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Agreed. Nor many school textbooks.
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And nothing of value was lost.
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@theAliceRoberts Hope this is fully covered in your book.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Surely multi-causal, if not many different reasons?
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Or how about..animals began domesticating humans im order to get free meals

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Whaaaat?
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…and ice-cream was invented to help divorced people put on weight.
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So I had a primal urge to have 4 dogs? Did I win?
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Don't remember any dogs with John
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Couldn't have been that primal.
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DONT SAY THE D WORD!! AGGHAAAGH!
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Literally split up. Like from mastodon tusks split up.
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