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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Sep 2017

    Facebook Vows Not To Hand Over Users’ Medical Records To Government https://trib.al/SddlsHY pic.twitter.com/fWa3lbW8xK

    12:26 PM - 25 Sep 2017
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    • ❤️ 😽🖕🏼 dchainz Chad Mojito Costco Wholesale Midwest Regional Manager Kieran Browne Mario Panzera Russ Kelley Meech AlejauntroHajdark
    32 replies 145 retweets 552 likes
      1. EM CEE‏ @EMCEE_100011101 25 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When you have to check the source because it is believable in the current climate...SMFH.

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      1. Roman‏ @naumenko_roman 25 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You guys in a real news business now :)

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      1. FloLo‏ @Chun_Karoliina 25 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        nice joke, of course they already handed over my medical data to at least 7 different governments

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      2. Authentic Don Holley™‏ @donholley0 25 Sep 2017
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        {Facebook Headquarters - 2016} Russia: We want to corrupt U.S. presidential election. We pay in rubles. Mark Zuckerberg:pic.twitter.com/s3nAwaueLj

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      1. Rebecca Dante‏ @RebeccaDante 25 Sep 2017
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        Only the DNA they have collected

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      1. Jac Higgins 🙈 🙉 🙊‏ @Vette73 25 Sep 2017
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        Is this funny or prophetic?

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      1. Lars Von Trier‏ @LVon_Trier 25 Sep 2017
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        @Devine511 lol

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      1. John Simpson‏ @simpsojo1 25 Sep 2017
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        Unless the money is good enough.

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      1. WarNukE‏ @warNuKE_ 25 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Making real news now.

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      1. boingboingbbeep‏ @boingboingbbeep 26 Sep 2017
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        Area little Suckerturd says: and quit hiding my adds and suggested pages!

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      1. chris s‏ @hugoobrock 25 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        However they staunchly support redaction & AC/DC's Back in Black while overlooking Red Skies At Night. Hmmm me thinks there's cheese about.

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      1. cindy Aangel‏ @flowgel 25 Sep 2017
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        mark is an hero to many , I hope he will be running for president of US. the world would be relieved having him as president!

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      1. Brian Oaster‏ @BrianOaster 25 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Did you Photoshop his eyes black or is that the natural dystopian Zuckerstare?

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      1. carrmania‏ @carrmania 25 Sep 2017
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        But they will sell them for the right price.

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      1. Ellen Freyta‏ @EllenFreyta 25 Sep 2017
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        Shake It Down Onion The truth .how Much do u sign over Unknowingly 2 play on FB. Suckers or 🍭 lollipopspic.twitter.com/Rq5pizsd9T

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      1. J Bo‏ @jbo911 25 Sep 2017
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        The best part of @TheOnion is my brain is halfway to "who would give their records to..." before I see who it is.

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      1. Ana Elizondo‏ @anaelizondo70 25 Sep 2017
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        Facebook takes a stand.

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      1. Misty Dawn‏ @serialethereal 25 Sep 2017
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        😆

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      1. mad cow‏ @captain_marchy 25 Sep 2017
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        im not going back to facebook until marky boi here promises not to share my dna with the government

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