Must be nice for you folks that you don't have to make stuff up any more to be funny.
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Every once in a while the onion just sneaks a real headline
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45's shock collar not working?
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He likes the shocks, so it doesn't work
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The sad part: you can actually BELIEVE this without even questioning it.
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$100 this is completely true
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Like putting the toddler in the exersaucer in front of Elmo.
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He could use some Telletubbies time also. Learn some toddler manners.
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That is EXACTLY how I looked when finding a free hour to decompress from taking care of my grandmother who had dementia.
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One has to wonder how much longer will General Kelly remain COS?
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what? Not Hannity?
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When the world is fragged up no on can tell satire from reality.
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Does the President's limo have dual DVD players on the back of the headrests?
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I really think it amounts to this.
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It must be exhausting 4 HIM 2 keep up.
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Babysitting is a tough job.
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