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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 23 Sep 2017

    Holder Fucking Sick Of Giving Kicker Little Pep Talks After Every Missed Field Goal https://trib.al/VRjOAvf pic.twitter.com/KcGDdTWlUO

    1:29 PM - 23 Sep 2017
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      1. Fake Coach Collins‏ @coachballinz 23 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Some might have this problem, but not Holder of the Century @c_salem2 #BringBackOnHold

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      2. Kevin Clonin‏ @KClonin85 23 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The only thing I don't like about this is that for the first time in years Michigan actually has a good kicker. Post was perfect before now

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      3. Arthur Gillette‏ @Gilletterex 23 Sep 2017
        Replying to @KClonin85 @TheOnion

        No it actually make its perfect sense since Michigan had the Appalachian St. debacle and the Sparty punt disaster.pic.twitter.com/oZCHjEosuU

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      4. Kevin Clonin‏ @KClonin85 23 Sep 2017
        Replying to @Gilletterex @TheOnion

        So thanks for bringing up old wounds but my point was the same as yours. Made sense previously. Less so now.

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      1. AEMohr‏ @AEMohr 24 Sep 2017
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        Love watching all the CFB fans and fiends responding to a piece from The ONION like it was serious commentary...pic.twitter.com/RSQ00rYRle

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      1. R Vincent Lavieri‏ @cwsox 23 Sep 2017
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        Damn you picked the wrong kicker for this. @gmoores11 @QuinnNordin

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      2. Wes‏ @MrWesSanders6 23 Sep 2017
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        @dgbosshog

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      1. mzandblu‏ @tesonev 24 Sep 2017
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      1. kalebdad329@gmail.com.‏ @kalebdad329 24 Sep 2017
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        Then watch MSU! They pep talk all day! And it don't help!😂

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      1. Ed Drennen‏ @EdDrennen1 23 Sep 2017
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      1. Robert K Morgan‏ @PelagiusRobert 23 Sep 2017
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        Instead of giving pep talks, How about kicking the kicker in the... (ass/groin)? Actions speak louder than words.

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      1. Brian Ratti‏ @BrianRatti 23 Sep 2017
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        Well the kicker will be busy since Speight is QB.

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      1. Kellen Love‏ @pirate_life5 23 Sep 2017
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        @kirkjharris Lmao

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      2. kyle lishok‏ @klish 23 Sep 2017
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        @NidoFalco @Delocated_

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      3. Kyle‏ @Delocated_ 23 Sep 2017
        Replying to @klish @TheOnion

        Haha

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      1. Eric Valatka‏ @vilkas_zaiurus 23 Sep 2017
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        Yeah....that's Quinn "Wild Thing" Nordine kid don't miss an absolute beast soooo???

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      1. colin oconnor‏ @irishcolin91 23 Sep 2017
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        @UMichFootball #michalak

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      1. Nathan Hale‏ @hale_hale13 23 Sep 2017
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        #FootballGuy

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