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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 23 Sep 2017

    GOP Leaders Confident They’ll Have Cruelty Necessary To Pass Healthcare Bill https://trib.al/Zt9I0DA pic.twitter.com/xPoUE8kvPo

    10:38 AM - 23 Sep 2017
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    • Rob Wipfler Danny jennifer peterson klaus Laurie Chase Gina Wanders conraD view from 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈 Blah Blah Blah
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      1. flitedocnm‏ @flitedocnm 23 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @FaganKara

        A measure of how far we've fallen: When @TheOnion not only gets it exactly right, but it's not funny.

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      1. Sir Reginald Archibald Limecat  ♿‏ @gilby722 24 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I feel bad for you guys at The Onion. This past year has to have made writing so much harder, given actual headlines read like Onion daily.

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      1. Saeiqa IFB‏ @StarfleetPop 23 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @BuffyResists @ChefLaurelWhite Spot on.

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      2. I can see Russian influence from my house‏ @alaskaknits172 23 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You’re supposed to be ACTUAL fake news. Not real news that’s been branded fake news by real fake news sites. How hard is that to understand?

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      2. John Kozak‏ @JohnKoz91954657 23 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So they should just wait until O care implodes 🤔

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      3. life is scary enough i don't want a scary name too‏ @_canorris_ 23 Sep 2017
        Replying to @JohnKoz91954657 @TheOnion

        hint: what the vast majority want is the opposite of what they're doing right now

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. John Cannon‏ @JohnJcannon 23 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And that ain't fake news!

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      1. Violet‏ @SpicedViolets 23 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/aLYEMw29to

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      1. Basil The Lovable‏ @BasilTheLovable 23 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Of course they are cruel enough

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      1. Sean‏ @smrs068 24 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Where is the turtle?

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      1. Ed Drennen‏ @EdDrennen1 23 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh boypic.twitter.com/gqoiIzaE3b

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      1.  🇨🇱 Pinochet Did Nothing Wrong‏ @EwwWhitePeople 23 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When the onion becomes a democratic outletpic.twitter.com/tXl6QSxEei

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      1. Michael L. Kilday‏ @TruthChanges 23 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @cooljustice

        sad that a former GOP healthcare plan, ACA, that was disavowed is not cruel enough GOP had to devise a plan that was.

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      1. Christine  ❤️ ✌🏻 ☺️‏ @DeepThought_CMc 23 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @MaxTemkin

        It would be funny if it weren't true! #CassidyGrahamBill is a #Disaster

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      1. Liz Elms #VoteThemOut  🌊‏ @LizElms 23 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Keyword= Cruelty

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      1. Kim Caravella‏ @kc5574 23 Sep 2017
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        Hateful, evil men!

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      1. Matt Zelinsky‏ @MattZelinsky 23 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        cc @ComfortablySmug

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      2. Leslie Kofoed‏ @LeslieKofoed 23 Sep 2017
        Replying to @LeslieKofoed @TheOnion @PamelaCap1988

        Ya you, Clara Belle.

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