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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Sep 2017

    New Report Finds It Took Humans 3,000 Years After Developing Language To Work Up Confidence To Talk To Each Other https://trib.al/pzYG5CQ pic.twitter.com/3HNg25EjAV

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      1. Lucas Whitten‏ @LucasWhitten 22 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Finland is still working on it.

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      2. Miraz Xanthasia Jordan  ✨‏ @Miraz 22 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @PhilipDuncan

        Meanwhile the women were round the other fire organising with other community leaders.

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      1. Steve Goldsmith‏ @SteveGoldsmith5 22 Sep 2017
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        Come to London. Still happening here.

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      1. Paul Austin‏ @AustinemailPaul 23 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Elleconway84

        Just like the EU

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      1. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor 22 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        3000 years folk certainly lived longer back then.

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      1. ViiStar‏ @VIIStar_ 22 Sep 2017
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        It took the creation of beer to lubricate the process.

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      1. wisewiz  ✊🏿 ✊🏻 💕‏ @wisewiz 22 Sep 2017
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        Maybe but there are Humans that have been talking to eachother for 2 billion years just not here on Earth 🌏 to Deep for those who sleep 😴

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      1. Winning Tuba‏ @Play_Tuba 22 Sep 2017
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        Then immediately discovered it was a bad idea.

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      1. C E Abbott‏ @CEAbbott_01 24 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @_BananaYogurt

        That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard!

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      1. Christopher‏ @proximalthreat 23 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        First communication was a non-verbal beatdown, guaranteed.

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      1. Bernardy Nico‏ @bernardynico2 23 Sep 2017
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      1. Bobby Doubts‏ @BobbyDoubts 22 Sep 2017
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        Ahhhh those years, nobody complicate you with bla bla bla bla bla, just facts and actions

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      1. Ellen Freyta‏ @EllenFreyta 22 Sep 2017
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        Go watch the movie America 3000 Made in 1986

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      1. scrappy‏ @CharikerCindy 22 Sep 2017
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        Wow

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      1. Inky Blinky‏ @inkyblinky2017 22 Sep 2017
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        Ah, the good old days!

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      1. Sanju‏ @Only1_Sanjeev 22 Sep 2017
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        Were they busy with their smartphones?

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      1. William Vasquez‏ @bbeevee 22 Sep 2017
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        Did they know what the ice breaker was?

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      1. Bubba Banjo‏ @BubbaBanjo 22 Sep 2017
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        Science News: Recent language studies deemed Fake News. Humans babies are born with Cuss Word vocabulary. Babies wont swear in front of mom.pic.twitter.com/Fot0guER9n

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      1. Ed Drennen‏ @EdDrennen1 22 Sep 2017
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        Hard to believepic.twitter.com/gZ7B51479r

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