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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Sep 2017

    Sebastian Gorka Welcomed To Halfway House For Fired Trump Administration Members https://trib.al/WGdT9wN pic.twitter.com/SVoDkETSNR

    12:46 PM - 22 Sep 2017
    • 4,029 Retweets
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    • Jim Concannon PM alfredo William Kubecki Cathy Hietala The Notorious T.E.B. Ya Boy Grubbs Elizabeth Honeycutt Jenna Romano
    Sean Spicer and Reince Priebus
    202 replies 4,029 retweets 10,432 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Maisteri Kakkamaa * 💨‏ @Kakkamaakari 22 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @seanspicer @Reince

        Maisteri Kakkamaa * 💨 Retweeted sakri

        Hey @TheOnion, you stole this joke from Finland's beloved mediapersona, millinnial comedian, @sakripol! (See below)https://mobile.twitter.com/sakripol/status/892098373414735872 …

        Maisteri Kakkamaa * 💨 added,

        sakri @sakripol
        sitcom jossa Reince Priebus, Scaramucci & Sean Spicer muuttaa yhteiseen poikamiesboksiin
        3 replies 1 retweet 22 likes
      3. Fernando Nuevo‏ @fernsbags 22 Sep 2017
        Replying to @Kakkamaakari @TheOnion and

        I'm not sure the Onion monitors Finnish comedians for material.

        1 reply 0 retweets 39 likes
      4. Maisteri Kakkamaa * 💨‏ @Kakkamaakari 22 Sep 2017
        Replying to @fernsbags @TheOnion and

        Little do you know. That guy is huge in Finland, and any respected comedy site follows what's trending in FIN, the official state of comedy.

        3 replies 1 retweet 31 likes
      5. Fernando Nuevo‏ @fernsbags 22 Sep 2017
        Replying to @Kakkamaakari @TheOnion and

        My mistake 😂 sorry

        1 reply 0 retweets 21 likes
      6. Maisteri Kakkamaa * 💨‏ @Kakkamaakari 22 Sep 2017
        Replying to @fernsbags @TheOnion and

        No probs, we don't have many heroes in this country but @sakripol is definitely one of them. Our sensitive spot.

        2 replies 4 retweets 32 likes
      7. sakri‏ @sakripol 22 Sep 2017
        Replying to @Kakkamaakari @fernsbags and

        yes, i'm the official comedian of Finland. we only get one every ten years.

        4 replies 0 retweets 64 likes
      8. Binuel Bönbö‏ @apaatti 22 Sep 2017
        Replying to @sakripol @Kakkamaakari and

        Do not listen to this impostor, he was installed by Sweden after they kidnapped the rightful comedian.

        0 replies 0 retweets 24 likes
      9. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Blastopolition‏ @Blax234 22 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @seanspicer @Reince

        Where the Mooch?

        1 reply 0 retweets 23 likes
      3. Daniel‏ @dhubbs16 22 Sep 2017
        Replying to @Blax234 @TheOnion and

        You gotta serve at least 30 days before admittance

        1 reply 0 retweets 32 likes
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      2. Jeff‏ @JeffSites 22 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @seanspicer @Reince

        oh god its like i can smell the room

        2 replies 0 retweets 26 likes
      3. Rogue_Social_Worker‏ @tfcocs 22 Sep 2017
        Replying to @JeffSites @TheOnion and

        pic.twitter.com/3pc76uQHWS

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. iRhysTay #VoteBlue ✊🏾 🏳️‍🌈 👊🏾‏ @iRhysTay 22 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @brentitude and

        This is so funny! 👊🏾👊🏾👊🏾👊🏾👊🏾👊🏾👊🏾👊🏾👊🏾👊🏾👊🏾

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      2. don't boo  🎃 👻 vote  🗳️ 🇺🇸‏ @jessmcshea 22 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @seanspicer @Reince

        Bannon is not wearing enough shirts.

        1 reply 1 retweet 9 likes
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      1. iAnimal‏ @loricushingbrad 22 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @klarajk and

        That is hilarious. Foot stinkin' man cave.

        0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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      2. Jonathan Fisk‏ @RevFisk 22 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @seanspicer @Reince

        @ZachLesher1 meme this!

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Zach Lesher‏ @ZachLesher1 22 Sep 2017
        Replying to @RevFisk @TheOnion and

        You want me to Photoshop it?

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Jonathan Fisk‏ @RevFisk 23 Sep 2017
        Replying to @ZachLesher1 @TheOnion and

        Put in wolf richard and others...yeah. That'd be great

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. End of conversation
      1. amy spacebrain‏ @cosmospacebrain 22 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @seanspicer @Reince

        Finally the long legs Spicer has always dreamed of

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