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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Sep 2017

    Report: Nothing Stopping You From Deleting Your Facebook Account Right Now https://trib.al/ZfptBD7 pic.twitter.com/cdP7XWiHXT

    12:19 PM - 22 Sep 2017
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    23 replies 460 retweets 1,238 likes
      1. pjm‏ @petermazza84 22 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I just don't log in. But I get emails to remind me of people's birthdays so I can call them.

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      2. Eduard Vaykher‏ @freelight97 22 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I found that abandoning my account was equally effective.

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      1. David H.‏ @hadden176 22 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You have to make a few posts about deleting your account first.

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      1. Phoenix‏ @Van_in_DALLAS 22 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Nothing stopping me from finally creating one but I never will

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      1. Bilderbergh‏ @Bilderbergh 22 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I only use it to like & share David Hasselhoff gifs

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      1. Commander John Koenig‏ @RoyEKTruax 22 Sep 2017
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        I did... more than a year ago... still there according to Facebook friends.

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      1. Thomas Joseph Dulson‏ @FurtherMemetics 23 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Deactivating isn't the same as deleting it, deleting is quite hard

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      1. Animal Mother‏ @burn_my_bones 23 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ditched it about a year ago. I mostly used it for music and athletic groups...all of which had "drama" in them so I checked out!

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      2. ch3burashka‏ @ch3burashka 22 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Actually, you can't; you can only deactivate, which is definitely not the same 😐

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      3. Sarah  🇭🇹‏ @Brklyn_bred 22 Sep 2017
        Replying to @ch3burashka @TheOnion

        Yes you can permanently delete the account. It takes 14 days

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      4. ch3burashka‏ @ch3burashka 22 Sep 2017
        Replying to @Brklyn_bred @TheOnion

        News to me; thanks for letting me know

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      1. Thomas Sheils‏ @thomasps3 22 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This took place for me about 2 years ago. #thanksbutnotinterested

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      1. Wendy Marie Walton‏ @WendyWalton30 22 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I deactivated mine.

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      1. Concerned White Mom‏ @foleychase 22 Sep 2017
        Replying to @_joelle26

        Lol bye

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      1. ???‏ @CirnoLikesYou 22 Sep 2017
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        I've deleted mine at least 4 times, and every time it comes back after a few months and starts sending me email updates again. Fuck FB.

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      1. Old account‏ @oldprofileDWC 22 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Didn't used to be at least. Now if you do, you can't message links to people.

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