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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Sep 2017

    Endangered Rhino Just Wishes His Horn Didn’t Make People Immortal https://trib.al/jqvAJAE pic.twitter.com/CeCFumXsQs

    5:56 AM - 22 Sep 2017
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    • AliceAF Anthony Villa 🇨🇴 Papa Slime Rachel Marie Grimm Pierre-Simon Laplace chari bari ruchi Neb Donna LeClerc Galleries and Museums in Ireland
    14 replies 371 retweets 1,502 likes
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      2. en_la_bici‏ @en_la_bici 22 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I would laugh but this is too sad - even for the @TheOnion

        1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
      3. Kim 🌊‏ @t_town918_13 22 Sep 2017
        Replying to @en_la_bici @TheOnion

        I was about to say the same. 😢

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Jack Duval‏ @duvy5 22 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @hjska22

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      3. Harry‏ @hjska22 22 Sep 2017
        Replying to @duvy5 @TheOnion

        A rhino can dream

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      1. Ken‏ @KublaKen 22 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Happy World Rhino Day to these armor skinned beauties today.

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      1. Jon  🇬🇧‏ @jon_hill987 22 Sep 2017
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        Honestly @TheOnion, this is dangerous for rhinos, some people are dumb enough to take this as fact.

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      1. 𝕵𝖊𝖋𝖋 𝕰𝖉𝖘-𝕳𝖊𝖑𝖑‏ @jeffedsell 22 Sep 2017
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        Too bad it doesn't work for the rhino.

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      1. Spike Ry-Bad‏ @Cosmotiger02 22 Sep 2017
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        Are you sure? I thought it just gave them boners.

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      1. Kari Johnston‏ @kejohnsto 22 Sep 2017
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        😟

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      1. Doris Murdock‏ @DorisMurdock 22 Sep 2017
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        Careful, the DT sons may read this as fact rather than satire.

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      1. Freddie_Eff‏ @Freddie_Eff 22 Sep 2017
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        Chew your finger nails and leave my horn alone! Its the same stuff!

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      1. Dan Davis‏ @Bindlestaff 22 Sep 2017
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        Yes my friend, people are that stupid.

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      1. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 22 Sep 2017
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        Immoral more like.

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