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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Sep 2017

    Woman Always Thought She Would Have More Impressive Showerhead By This Age https://trib.al/Qzkxcig pic.twitter.com/aeUHk6UdoZ

    5:07 AM - 22 Sep 2017
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      1. Craig Wilkins‏ @KeswickPinhead 22 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So brave.

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      1. Deena Price‏ @OakTree1980 22 Sep 2017
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        If you can't be with the showerhead you love, love the showerhead you are with.

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      1. Josh Braaten‏ @JoshBraaten 22 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @DanBarreiroKFAN

        I can recall staying at posh & tony Le Meridian adjacent TC during the last Wolves playoff run. Rain/multiple heads. Feel her pain. Sad.

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      1. Jason Wickstrom‏ @JasonWickstrom1 22 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @DanBarreiroKFAN

        Once again, you're changing lives. :)

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      1. marc schoenfeld‏ @mschoenf 22 Sep 2017
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        1st thing I upgraded when moving out of my apt that had a crappy one. Got a Kohler with 84 streams and "air induction" technology

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      1. Fud Votes  🐾  🌊  💙 🗽‏ @SupaFud 22 Sep 2017
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        Stop making fun of me 😂

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      2. Ronald Methot‏ @RonMethot 22 Sep 2017
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        @Butterfly5590

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      1. Chuck Somers‏ @fredjones92 27 Sep 2017
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        Perhaps pulsating mode?

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      1. Skechy Max Normal‏ @bustmykeyboard 22 Sep 2017
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        "@TheOnion: Woman Always Thought She Would Have More Impressive Showerhead By This Age https://trib.al/Qzkxcig  pic.twitter.com/TnIoGScdGV"

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      1. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯‏ @T0KY0Jay 22 Sep 2017
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        Costco has one for under $40 and with a removed regulator your dream can become a reality. Live your dreams people!🌈

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      1. Pegster‏ @VegasPeg 22 Sep 2017
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        LOL

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      1. PonemahTamarack‏ @PonemahTamarack 22 Sep 2017
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        Go to Lowes costs less then 100 bucks

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      1. Rita Burke‏ @flaxponder 22 Sep 2017
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        Everyone needs a good laugh. This did it for me. 😆

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      1. EvanLeon‏ @therealevanleon 22 Sep 2017
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        I love @TheOnion

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