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    1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 21 Sep 2017

      Pros And Cons Of Electric Cars https://trib.al/5HNHWU8 pic.twitter.com/Oxuz7nlBIl

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      The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 21 Sep 2017

      Electric cars are becoming a common alternative for American consumers. Here are the pros and cons: https://trib.al/eUEwDHC pic.twitter.com/R79aqttJBF

      2:21 PM - 21 Sep 2017
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        1. BadWolf‏ @Sam7ToHillary 21 Sep 2017
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          But the Lithium seepage from Batteries calms all your trepidations+concerns! @AppSame @PsychToday @Tesla @Anfoooey @MAnotGinger @greggutfeld

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        1. Justin S.‏ @JustinTweets4 21 Sep 2017
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          I LOVE my electric car, and it's a POS Spark. Imagine how much nicer a Tesla would be.

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        1. Naina T‏ @humdrumlyf 21 Sep 2017
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          On the plus side driving an electric car in the rain would probably give you a sweet smoky-eye look, sans makeup!

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        1. Taylor Acker‏ @Ackerized 21 Sep 2017
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          Also, a con: Static Shock could easily steal your car for a joyride.

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        1. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor 21 Sep 2017
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          Of course being late for work will mean you wont get to use one of the limited charge points so will spend the night there charging the car.

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        1. The Muffin‏ @themuffinmaster 21 Sep 2017
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          My new apple icar just melted down and exploded. Jezz

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        1. Gareth‏ @GarethSoye 21 Sep 2017
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          Also a con that when you’re driving your hair stands on end.

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