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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 20 Sep 2017

    GOP Leaders Confident They’ll Have Cruelty Necessary To Pass Healthcare Bill http://trib.al/Es3Zfn4 pic.twitter.com/rDlkAvMbDg

    11:09 AM - 20 Sep 2017
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      1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 20 Sep 2017

        .@LindseyGrahamSC: "We’re all but certain we have the savagery we need for this measure to move forward.” https://trib.al/NVe1GqJ pic.twitter.com/CKi9zHUgCO

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      1.  🌱Janet 🌿‏ @OldGibsonND 20 Sep 2017
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        These men are demonic. Instead of healthcare they should be writing the next ax murder flick.

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      2. G Prowler‏ @gprowler 20 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why does it seem like the only time Republicans look like they're getting a hard on is when they think about screwing healthcare?

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
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      4. my name‏ @be_gregious 20 Sep 2017
        Replying to @lenkirch @gprowler @TheOnion

        No, they are not fixing the ACA. (Grown ups use Obama's name, I use Trump) They are gutting it. All at the behest of the Koch's money.

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      2. TrumpsTaxes‏ @TrumpsTaxes 20 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Live look at the GOP's base:pic.twitter.com/Ri85JjhsJs

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      1. PrinceReebus‏ @princereebus 20 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @holachola

        Nevada, Replace @SenDeanHeller 2018

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      1. Ś P‏ @paqman13 20 Sep 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/n6rupPUrmp

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      1. Jim Carey‏ @careyjimzz 20 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Forgetting to be satirical again. Or has the #GOP #Congress become a parody of itself? Scary because they sill could govern.

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      1. Marina Valero‏ @ValeroMarina 20 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is this still satire? Because its scary close to the truth of the situation!

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      1. Dee Fran‏ @dee_franiewski 20 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        WTF is Santorum doing there? He is not an elected official and he does not know fuck about anything!

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      1. I Think‏ @Listen2Me99 20 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Cassidy's a doctor. When public assistance for healthcare dries up, docs won't be bothered by all the paperwork & rules. His bill will KILL!

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      2. Doc Hollywood Media‏ @DocHollywoodM 20 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        GOP Leaders Confident They Have #Cruelty #BlackHeart #SoldSoulsToSatan #PoliticalMurderers FascistFinalSolution To Pass #Trumpealthcare Bill

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Doc Hollywood Media‏ @DocHollywoodM 20 Sep 2017
        Replying to @DocHollywoodM @TheOnion

        #Correction #TrumpHealthCareBill

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      2. Karen Peach‏ @karenmp76 20 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This should only be funny, but alas it seems also sadly true.

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      1. Sean Pendlebury‏ @seanpendlebury 20 Sep 2017
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        @emileshen

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      1. boingboingbbeep‏ @boingboingbbeep 20 Sep 2017
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        Area rep, asks for haircut that best represents cruelty.

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