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better headline: "69 percent of their exercise"
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Goodbye Field Gulls, hello The Onion.
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I get 75% of it from licking. And my wife is very happy for that.
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Make America "small" again.https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/make-america-small-again-raymond-swyers/ …
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The other 56% is from sucking.
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Shouldn't cunnilingus and fellatio have been mentioned?
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*....I read while sucking on my lollipop.*
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And, 90% of politicians exercise is also licking, licking the butts of the lobbyists on K Street.
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@TheOnion the whole online bill pay thing ruined my figure!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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*Registers penis as a gym*
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S U C C
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And 26% from clicking and 30% from flicking?
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And pressing a burger down to fit in my mouth. Pressing is exercise.
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