I am more likely to do myself in trying to FOLD that fucking fitted sheet!
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murders too.
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In some ways I hate the flat sheet more. Do I tuck and struggle to get in? Do I untuck and risk it dipping below the comforter?
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Thinking about just sleeping on a cardboard box on the floor now.
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The remainder occur while trying to fold fitted sheets.
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And don't get me started on getting a duvet into a duvet cover
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@joyiarayan a problem I solved when I suggested purchasing king size sheets for our queen bed#brainiacThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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*fold*
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Prefecty plausible. You need to do better Onion! We're looking for parody not reality.
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Incredibly callous and not funny
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Too far, Onion. Just too far.
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Major reason for marriage is because it is a 2 person job.
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That is seriously the only reason I miss my husband & apparently: Looking For "sheet folding partner" isn't really popular on Tindr
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The best routine on the fitted sheet is
@GaryGulman's!
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Nothin funny about using sarcasm/humor in conjunction with suicide....boo Onion
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