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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 18 Sep 2017

    "I bet you never thought you’d see me again, did you?" http://trib.al/cLemY5W pic.twitter.com/aY4pXzk0vQ

    1:32 PM - 18 Sep 2017
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    12 replies 675 retweets 1,662 likes
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      2. calli‏ @CalliFugate 18 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This made my day.

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      3. Ian Manor‏ @Lateralus42093 18 Sep 2017
        Replying to @CalliFugate @TheOnion

        The onion often does that for me. I have a strange sense of humor but this is one of my favorites:https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1711154535791472&id=1439042583002670 …

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      1. Bicho Raro‏ @LorettaPFJ 18 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "...as he felt the cold metal of a radioisotope thermoelectric generator pressed directly against his temple." Not exactly cold, I guess.

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      1. Scott Foul-banks  👻 🎃‏ @Sxottlan 18 Sep 2017
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        "You left me out there to die. Now it's your turn to take lots of pictures of planets and then burn to death."

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      1. hackdrummer‏ @jasoncopeland73 18 Sep 2017
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        😂😂😂

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      1. AHHHHHHlexander Pumpkin‏ @UnrealAlexander 18 Sep 2017
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        10/10 this is great

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      2. James Petrozzi‏ @JimPetrozzi 19 Sep 2017
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        "HI, BILLY MAYES HERE FOR JUPITER JACK!"pic.twitter.com/4Vl7hvpdcJ

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      3. Jean Leroux‏ @LouRororo222 20 Sep 2017
        Replying to @JimPetrozzi @TheOnion

        https://goo.gl/PriCvX  #JO2024Paris Parfait. Juste parfait. Genre, pas 98, pas 99, pas 99.7, mais 100%.

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      1. My Name Is Blank!‏ @MJR__Tom 19 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Those mother fuckers!"

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      1. Tim Daniels‏ @ohmetimothy 18 Sep 2017
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        @Astropartigirl 😅

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      1. Sean Canney‏ @slam761 18 Sep 2017
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        I don't know what any of this means but it has a lot of likes so I'll just assume it's funny and also like it

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      1. Frank Pendle‏ @frank_pendle 18 Sep 2017
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        Sadly, I've seen much less likely plot twists.

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      1. Mike Williams‏ @themikeydonuts 18 Sep 2017
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        @_fookay

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      1. BigMan_OnCampus‏ @BigMan_OnCampus 18 Sep 2017
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        NASA doesn't make zombies, they don't meet the temperature specifications.

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