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The onion often does that for me. I have a strange sense of humor but this is one of my favorites:https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1711154535791472&id=1439042583002670 …
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"...as he felt the cold metal of a radioisotope thermoelectric generator pressed directly against his temple." Not exactly cold, I guess.
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"You left me out there to die. Now it's your turn to take lots of pictures of planets and then burn to death."
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10/10 this is great
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"HI, BILLY MAYES HERE FOR JUPITER JACK!"pic.twitter.com/4Vl7hvpdcJ
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#JO2024Paris Parfait. Juste parfait. Genre, pas 98, pas 99, pas 99.7, mais 100%.
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"Those mother fuckers!"
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I don't know what any of this means but it has a lot of likes so I'll just assume it's funny and also like it
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Sadly, I've seen much less likely plot twists.
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NASA doesn't make zombies, they don't meet the temperature specifications.
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