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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 18 Sep 2017

    NFL Opens Counseling Center To Help Bears Fans Cope With Devastating Blowouts http://trib.al/XGBcTqn pic.twitter.com/gsMqX3Wt43

    11:03 AM - 18 Sep 2017
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      2. Schubes‏ @Schubes17 18 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @adammamawala

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Adam Mamawala‏ @adammamawala 18 Sep 2017
        Replying to @Schubes17 @TheOnion

        I need it dude. Check out this replay of yesterday's game when you get a chance...pic.twitter.com/s4JD3PKMoV

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      4. Schubes‏ @Schubes17 18 Sep 2017
        Replying to @adammamawala @TheOnion

        Wait why did you send a clip of the Knicks front office?

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. Adam Mamawala‏ @adammamawala 18 Sep 2017
        Replying to @Schubes17 @TheOnion

        Haha that was footage from Phil's meeting with Kristaps.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. End of conversation
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      2. Bleacher Nation Bears‏ @BN_Bears 18 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/P7vQcoB2eD

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      2. Reema Amin‏Verified account @reemadamin 18 Sep 2017
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        @SBN_Ricky this was the group you were talking about right

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      3. Ricky O'Donnell‏Verified account @SBN_Ricky 18 Sep 2017
        Replying to @reemadamin @TheOnion

        glad to finally have confirmation that my life is indeed an Onion article

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      2. dog‏ @galapagados 18 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Browns fans reading this likepic.twitter.com/H5v0t2Gbae

        1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
      3. BrownsTherapy‏ @BrownsTherapy 18 Sep 2017
        Replying to @galapagados @GGarver @TheOnion

        I know, My Office Is Full Today!pic.twitter.com/72ZvwNJhdE

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Nate Arey‏ @natearey 18 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @quinnoreilly

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Quinn O'Reilly‏ @quinnoreilly 18 Sep 2017
        Replying to @natearey @TheOnion

        It'll change someday! At least that's what I tell myself every week.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Nate Arey‏ @natearey 18 Sep 2017
        Replying to @quinnoreilly @TheOnion

        At least hockey starts soon!pic.twitter.com/gD0wlFiRJX

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. Quinn O'Reilly‏ @quinnoreilly 18 Sep 2017
        Replying to @natearey @TheOnion

        And Fox just announced Glennon is the starter again this week.pic.twitter.com/lGbgYYKVfY

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Section 108‏ @fromthe108 19 Sep 2017
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      1. Mallory‏ @Mally_ChiHawks 18 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I legit need this 😂

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      2. Sky-leton‏ @huskerfan4life9 18 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @McMahonFirebird three times

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Sky-leton‏ @huskerfan4life9 18 Sep 2017
        Replying to @huskerfan4life9 @TheOnion @McMahonFirebird

        Because I have a lot of football-angst and nowhere to put it

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Trapper Sean, E.I.T.‏ @McMahonFirebird 18 Sep 2017
        Replying to @huskerfan4life9

        we’re kinda in the same boat. Both my football teams suck, but at least the Packers did too.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Sky-leton‏ @huskerfan4life9 18 Sep 2017
        Replying to @McMahonFirebird

        That they did. At least my soccer team only had a draw? Fuck

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Trapper Sean, E.I.T.‏ @McMahonFirebird 18 Sep 2017
        Replying to @huskerfan4life9

        it was a shit weekend for sports. If you need me, I’ll be crying into my beer & remembering the good ol’ days.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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