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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 18 Sep 2017

    Mark Zuckerberg Admits He Unsure Why Anyone Still Uses Facebook http://trib.al/WZ3nj9Z pic.twitter.com/25MESqcPIQ

    9:36 AM - 18 Sep 2017
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    • Ryder Gina Simpson James Lynch Ka Fue anthony wallace Jojo Pietertwit CHERNOBERSERKER Jane Fosberg
    42 replies 735 retweets 2,521 likes
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      2. Ed Drennen‏ @EdDrennen1 18 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Reallypic.twitter.com/dT0dhykKcD

        1 reply 1 retweet 20 likes
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      2. Dirk Drexler‏ @KBBL970Drexler 18 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Um... Senior citizens sharing articles about those mosslums bringing Sharia Law to America obviously.

        1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
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      1. Peter Grant‏ @StinkyandEddie 18 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I gave it up a year ago. Don't miss it.

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      1. Steve Peters‏ @petesfg 18 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh I love seeing pictures of what my friends are eating for dinner

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      2. Willie Nelson Mandela‏ @sabat 18 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Onion staff admits they're unsure why anyone still pays attention to The Onion.

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      3. scotty stapp‏ @creedfanfiction 18 Sep 2017
        Replying to @sabat @TheOnion

        Very nice of you to defend Facebook here for whatever reason. Really stickin it to the Onion here. They'll be reading this here for sure.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Willie Nelson Mandela‏ @sabat 18 Sep 2017
        Replying to @creedfanfiction @TheOnion

        Well, really, I'm just razzing them for yet another lame attempt at satire. But don't take that as a defense of FB.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Rita‏ @RrcaRita 18 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @JohnJHarwood

        Oh what nonsense of course he knows why. Grandparents love sending photos of Grandkids.

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      1. Ghost Millionaires‏ @GhostMillions 18 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Just bought shares in Myspace...

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      1. Mojo Kookamunga‏ @MojoKookamunga 21 Sep 2017
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        Great job Zuckerberg!pic.twitter.com/ipANsIgMtz

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      1. Tricia Orr‏ @WriteOrrElse 21 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @dlseuss

        For the Jungian groups, of course. There are so many. Oh, and frozen-smile vacation photos, with one sulking teen in background.

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      1. xx‏ @Manxy 21 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What else are they going to do between Jeremy Kyle ending & Loose Women starting?

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      1. Charlene‏ @CK1london 20 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Never used it, too verbose I love the succinct nature of #Twitter 140 characters is just about enough to say all you need to sa...

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      1. Mason Hell-Cat‏ @masonhellcat 18 Sep 2017
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        I'm thankful @Facebook kicked me off for using my name. Haven't looked back.pic.twitter.com/QSTC3AJKVd

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      1. Timothy Liao‏ @TimothyLiaoRU 18 Sep 2017
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        Because #instagram got boring

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      1. professional hater‏ @dr_mario_XXX 18 Sep 2017
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        I've wondered that since the first day they went live.

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