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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 17 Sep 2017

    Refs Let 49ers Put As Many Men On Field As They Want http://trib.al/uE8UtJc pic.twitter.com/3hPOA5jGZ1

    3:26 PM - 17 Sep 2017
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    • Jordan Mignani Jack Pierre-Simon Laplace Neb Denton A. Cohen Jason Hoffman Kamalavathe Arthur Barros Greg Clarke
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      1. Sebastian Meier‏ @sebastianmeier 17 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought thats the reason they're called 49ers

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      1. Chase E. Russo‏ @RussDa5_9 17 Sep 2017
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        @EeyonLupe

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      1. Brent-  ❄DeepFreeze ❄‏ @Blackcat1RBLX 17 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @SUKnives

        pic.twitter.com/hr57e9fAOF

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      1. Camacho, D. I.‏ @diegocamacho 17 Sep 2017
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        @LoneCoco

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      1. Boule chitte‏ @BouleChitte 17 Sep 2017
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        @Sofiepoint je crois que cette histoire pourrait t'intéresser.

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      2. Kellan Barker‏ @k_bar94 17 Sep 2017
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        Boo

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      4. Kellan Barker‏ @k_bar94 17 Sep 2017
        Replying to @PhillipMorelli @TheOnion

        That is true. Lookin like another 7-9 NFC West winner this year. Barf

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      1. Mario Fernandez‏ @MarioEROC 17 Sep 2017
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        He made "air quotes" for men. Not nice.

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      1. STACKANE 🇺🇸 🐻‏ @STACKANE 17 Sep 2017
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        And they still lost.

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      1. DMB‏ @dmbman0077 17 Sep 2017
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        They will have to rename the team to the 69ers.

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      1. TerryDelanty‏ @TerryDelanty 17 Sep 2017
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        are you sure they are men? That is pretty presumptuous. I mean, we are talking SF after all.

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      1. sandy larson‏ @sbarker48 17 Sep 2017
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        Why not, they are all suited up

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      1. NRE‏ @NRElizondo 17 Sep 2017
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        bahahahhahahhahahahahah!!! ha!

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      1. Sue Zdroik‏ @ladysfz 17 Sep 2017
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        Wish the Jets could do this, too!

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      1. cam‏ @realshrek16 17 Sep 2017
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        we will still lose anyway

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