So played out...
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i didnt realize this was the onion for a second and was so confused lmao
It's an outrage. This needs to stop. They are far more suitable as Watson.
The true problom in America
What about Long John Silver it seems like a natural progression to me.
The Onion is satire, people. 




My pleasure. I always enjoy helping dimwit readers and such. Now, if you'll excuse me, it's time to crack open another cold one. #Kek 
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I know this is the onion, but being Sherlock Holmes is the shit! 
Not the case on news channel like @BloombergTV @CNBC 




















Complete crap from failed actors who can't land a part, I can do many parts always typecast as biker do you hear me whining, intitled elites
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