you already know what the fuck going onpic.twitter.com/lV7BKd3rSb
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pints are made to be eaten in 1 sitting
I thought The Onion was satire
y'all are really flirting with the line between parody and reality on this one
i fucking respect Area Man
Don't even think you're allowed in these apartments. Locking you both out.
Worse when you roll off the couch and step on it 

That's nothing, I regularly take out a pint of ice cream in one sitting 
Screw you, spoon!
@ethansamyoung
If he doesn't want to be reminded how much he ate he should use a plastic spoon.
I love the Onion!
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