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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 Sep 2017

    Depressed Cat Just Going Through Motions Of Destroying Couch http://trib.al/UWpFnaq pic.twitter.com/HULKFSxzi4

    11:51 AM - 16 Sep 2017
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    20 replies 771 retweets 2,511 likes
      1. Gavin Tait‏ @SLIM1N 17 Sep 2017
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        @theluma

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      1. Zack BOOzman‏ @ZackGuzman 16 Sep 2017
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        @jr_lunasco

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      1.  ❄️ Alt-Right Jesus  🌊‏ @realrightjesus 16 Sep 2017
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        Just like my children every time they carry a confederate flag, patch on a swastika, or carry supremacy torches. #SelfDestruct #DepressedCat

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      1. Reunite the Kidnapped Children‏ @madmissmattie 17 Sep 2017
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        Not depressed. That's a normal cat. "Not allowed outside to scratch on wood, cat does what he can so his claws don't grow into his paw pads"

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      1. St. Godzilla‏ @Zilla_Mon 16 Sep 2017
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        Cats are not an 'it'.

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      1. Cloud Nine‏ @Dreamer69911 16 Sep 2017
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        I have nothing 🤔

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      1. gregory ray‏ @gregoryray67 16 Sep 2017
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        Nah! He's practicing. Better get ready for a new couch.

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      1. Wasik Hasan‏ @Wasik_Hasan98 16 Sep 2017
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        https://goo.gl/cdAXQL 

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      1. Pod Nebula‏ @GuarBaird 16 Sep 2017
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      1. Marlene Greenhalgh‏ @GrannyKnott 16 Sep 2017
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        Nah - he's just milking it...

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      1. Bernardy Nico‏ @bernardynico2 16 Sep 2017
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      1. Levi‏ @YouOnlyLeviOnce 16 Sep 2017
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      1. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor 16 Sep 2017
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        It's more a case of the cat thinking . . . . More food or I destroy the couch. Flea spray the couch and they will never go near it again.

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      1. Bill Brasky‏ @luptron33 16 Sep 2017
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        @halestorm000 😂😂

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      1. Grace‏ @tvdfan_ps 16 Sep 2017
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        I do the same thing.

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 16 Sep 2017
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        This pussy is a riot.

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      1. Chris كريس‏ @TrulySeaweed 16 Sep 2017
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        You're gonna offend some cat-lovers in here, beware 😂

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      2. Doc Hollywood Media‏ @DocHollywoodM 16 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How do you stop them

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      3. Carmela Motto‏ @Carmelamotto 16 Sep 2017
        Replying to @DocHollywoodM

        You can't. They are compelled to scratch. It's natural and necessary for the claws & their muscles.

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