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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 Sep 2017

    Should Tim Tebow Quit Christianity?pic.twitter.com/6j7xdUUGM5

    8:30 AM - 16 Sep 2017
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    • David Grinspoon ME literally ryan reynolds Scott Lewis Zachary Bruce Wayne if he was poor and fat Chris Grant Petya Ryan Mainville
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      1. Daniel Garcia‏ @DanielxXxGarcia 16 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yes. Everyone should.

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      2. Weaponized Tourettes‏ @Raina_The_Rogue 16 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Looking at all the comments on this video, just makes me want to go to heaven even more. Praying for you all whether you like it or not.

        2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. steve wheeler‏ @steeverwh 16 Sep 2017
        Replying to @Raina_The_Rogue @TheOnion

        Save it sister. How dare you judge. Pray for yourself.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Weaponized Tourettes‏ @Raina_The_Rogue 16 Sep 2017
        Replying to @steeverwh @TheOnion

        Not judging, still praying.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. steve wheeler‏ @steeverwh 16 Sep 2017
        Replying to @Raina_The_Rogue @TheOnion

        The way you say that is still judging.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 16 Sep 2017
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        Everyone should quit Christianity. It's a silly religion.

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      1. Marie Doucette‏ @MarieDoucette 16 Sep 2017
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        yes @TimTebow #iquit

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      1. Joe Lukas‏ @JosephLukas1776 16 Sep 2017
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        Let's pray that Tim Tebow gets laid someday. 🤪

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      1. Data Fromstartrek‏ @go_csftitans 16 Sep 2017
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        Dude I thought Tebow was a Muslim

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      1. Guy Incognito‏ @Toadliquor666 16 Sep 2017
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        I'm shocked god hasn't cut him yet

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      1. Vincent Vega‏ @Chatty_Connie 16 Sep 2017
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        @hschneeb

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      1. Daniel Lawson‏ @Cueil 16 Sep 2017
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        haha "he'd make a good jew"

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      1. StepdadQuotes‏ @StepdadQuotes 16 Sep 2017
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        Well God hasn't helped him stay in the big leagues.

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      1.  🇺🇸MAGA 🇺🇸B christo4‏ @brianChristo4 16 Sep 2017
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        Its 50/50.

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      1. Joshua Hudgins‏ @_joshuahudgins 16 Sep 2017
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        Wow, this is sad.

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      1. Ms. Linda‏ @llcb1111 16 Sep 2017
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        Definitely

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      1. keith allen brown‏ @Kbrow17Brown 16 Sep 2017
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        Shut up

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      1. Bernardy Nico‏ @bernardynico2 16 Sep 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/Ke8Ez3TYlW

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      1. 400 Knuckles‏ @100Fists 16 Sep 2017
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        Naw, he should just deflate half of it and continue on like everything is normal.

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