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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 15 Sep 2017

    Cassini Probe Realizes Too Late This Was A Setup All Along http://trib.al/bVEeYZh pic.twitter.com/EtgyhC1gIe

    12:02 PM - 15 Sep 2017
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    • LOGO ANA Misty Simons Brookie Scary Manilow Saul P. Suppappola bethany Matias Soto Lopez Neb Joaquim Pereira 🌎🌍🌏
    27 replies 1,285 retweets 3,131 likes
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      2. N tro P‏ @JazzyFlame 15 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It wasn't too late. It faked it's death to get out of slavery. Scientists are claiming they crashed it to cover it up. #RememberCassini

        1 reply 1 retweet 16 likes
      3. BruceDC‏ @Bruce35dc 15 Sep 2017
        Replying to @JazzyFlame @TheOnion

        Please someone make a picture of the probe driving a NY cab or working as a barista.

        0 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
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      1. My Name Is Blank!‏ @MJR__Tom 15 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Those mother fuuuucke-"

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      1. Sanju‏ @Only1_Sanjeev 15 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Cassini's last words 'Et Tu Nasa'

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      2. salih‏ @TheRealSalih 15 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @nelmur

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      3. Nelson Murray‏ @nelmur 15 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheRealSalih @TheOnion

        My heart is broken

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      1. ┬┴┬┴┤(・_├┬┴┬┴‏ @O_Uchiy 15 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @PlanetDr

        “They told me we’d meet up to refuel at a rendezvous point out near Alpha Centauri A—I’m such an idiot! "😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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      2. Joe Gasper the Friendly Ghost  🌊‏ @ReactorJoe 15 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @PlanetDr

        It was picking up FoxNews for 20 years.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Anson Ropp‏ @SC_Ropp 15 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @blakehounshell

        There was no extraction plan!#@!

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      2. CptMarvelPunchingEverybody.gif‏ @Mr_Weddig 15 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @McKinleyPrime

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      3. Space Force Commander McKinley Summ‏ @McKinleyPrime 15 Sep 2017
        Replying to @Mr_Weddig @TheOnion

        Noooooooo

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      1. ZombieCassini‏ @ZombieCassini 21 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Onion got this right!

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      1. The Anti- 🍊 💩 💣‏ @TerribleOne247 18 Sep 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/whvOZcPMlb

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      1. Tristan‏ @tstanley12 16 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I knew those NASA A-Holes couldn't be trusted. I think the Voyger probes are probably in the same place as Jimmy Hoffa too.

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      1. astrojog‏ @astrojog 15 Sep 2017
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        Too soon

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      1. KurrentAffairs‏ @KurrentAffairs 15 Sep 2017
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        bbc news did a 10 min special on Cassini and couldn't conjure up a single interesting photo taken in 20 years!

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      1. Brent Royal-Gordon‏ @brentdax 15 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Too soon.

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      1. Rich Pavlovsky‏ @pavlovsky 15 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lol it was a setup!

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