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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 14 Sep 2017

    Texas Governor Warns It Could Be Decades Before State Fully Ready To Talk About Climate Change http://trib.al/uztC16Y pic.twitter.com/zlQBHRoH7W

    12:40 PM - 14 Sep 2017
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      2. J. Demon Clawrke‏ @J_David_Clarke 14 Sep 2017
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        J. Demon Clawrke Retweeted The Onion

        Sorry @TheOnion, but this is the truth not satire.https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/908415104319934471 …

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        Texas Governor Warns It Could Be Decades Before State Fully Ready To Talk About Climate Change http://trib.al/uztC16Y  pic.twitter.com/zlQBHRoH7W
        1 reply 2 retweets 14 likes
      3. N mourning‏ @chattyexpat 14 Sep 2017
        Replying to @J_David_Clarke @TheOnion

        Happens all the time with The Onion.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. Dabbit‏ @PlusDeVinstp 14 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I don't think Greg Abbott believes in climate change. He's only worried about what restroom people use.

        2 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. Dabbit‏ @PlusDeVinstp 14 Sep 2017
        Replying to @PlusDeVinstp @TheOnion

        Exactly.

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      1. Taylor Acker‏ @Ackerized 14 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Joke is how sad TX is about taking climate change seriously even after it destroys Houston.

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      1. Andy‏ @AndyInNorCal 14 Sep 2017
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        But good news, they're still happy to talk about which bathroom people use, and how to make local police enforce federal laws.

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      1. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 14 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How about when the average daily temp is 120 degrees?

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      1. Phyllis Anne‏ @PAWarnhoff 14 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @kevin_cracknell

        Well, perhaps Climate Change constantly shoving itself in this guys face will change his mind!

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      1. Ronnie‏ @RonDeanKy 14 Sep 2017
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        It's gotten to where The Onion sounds like real news.

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      1. RoxEl‏ @roxelie59 15 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @RealMuckmaker

        Maybe more murderous weather will help them out, hate to see it, inevitable

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      1. Kevin Rippy‏ @Krippy94 15 Sep 2017
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        Florida had 159 tropical storms or hurricanes prior to 1900. The first recorded in 1523. Were those caused by climate change?

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      1. BobTN‏ @robert123511 15 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @RealMuckmaker

        ...and Houston and Corpus Christi wait. Do they have decades? Who cares? Why plan?

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      1. Strange Country‏ @Siadasha 14 Sep 2017
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        Not decades...son. soon as your out.

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      1. washl003‏ @washl003 14 Sep 2017
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        How many more hits can your state handle before you realize and acknowledge climate change, deforestation, and pollution are the cause?

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      1. Kath‏ @KathJohnsonArt 14 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @RealMuckmaker

        Daaaaa...

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      1. mark smith-bingham‏ @jakalpimp 14 Sep 2017
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        Ffs - wait that long and there'll be nothing left of Texas. Wake up and smell the flowers, doofus-brain

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      1. Albert Berner‏ @sidnuncio 14 Sep 2017
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        May his f**king wheelchair get stuck under water

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