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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 14 Sep 2017

    Unconditional Love Given To 15-Year-Old Who Just Called Mom A Bitch In Middle Of Hollister http://trib.al/IlYvqL1 pic.twitter.com/ArWohCzK4W

    9:48 AM - 14 Sep 2017
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    20 replies 528 retweets 2,916 likes
      1. Robert S. Pumpkins‏ @torschlusspanic 14 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        James Woods is wondering if she's been to Vegas.

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      1. Leigh Cook‏ @WhatLeigh 14 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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      1. john cross‏ @johncross570 15 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        alis na kayo sa bahay inyo mga nanay???

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      1. Laurie‏ @IRSFUNFACTS 14 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @madgingermusing LOL!!!

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      1. zaмpιnι  💫‏ @grindinghalt 14 Sep 2017
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        @katiegingher

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      1. Katieinjc‏ @KatherineArabis 14 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        yep, that's how it goes.

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      2. Dave‏ @depraved_dave 14 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Xanax = unconditional love.

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      1. Joy Clements‏ @PJoy1995 15 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Mm hmm, I would have been picking up my teeth from under the clearance rack if that had been my mom.

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      1. Ms. Jen‏ @ItsMsJen40513 15 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Disper_C

        Update: 15 yr old asks 'Why is my Mom such a bitch?' After being grounded & publicly embarrassed with the retelling of this tale on FB ☺

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      1. gidget  🦗‏ @A_mart_z 14 Sep 2017
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        Bossypants by Tina fey

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      1. irunbabylon‏ @IRunBabylon 14 Sep 2017
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        Unconditional love my ass? White kids are disrespectful as hell. Let a black kid say some shit like that. 🙈🙉

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      1. irunbabylon‏ @IRunBabylon 14 Sep 2017
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        Let it had been a black mother?

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      1. Stephen Platter‏ @bajawanderer1 14 Sep 2017
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        Horribly written article!

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      1. Mick_Avo‏ @mick_avo 14 Sep 2017
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        Calling her boyfriend right after: My mom's such a bitch. I swear she's just jealous. WE should totally murder her and run away.pic.twitter.com/tVKcFSG0ZK

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      1. Libby‏ @libbyw1 14 Sep 2017
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        So me!

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      1. Chewy Seagull‏ @ChewySeagull 14 Sep 2017
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        I'm glad I was never a 15 year old girl TBH

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