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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 13 Sep 2017

    Asian-American Actresses Describe Struggle Of Constantly Being Typecast As Sherlock Holmespic.twitter.com/B5qbPjkKfG

    10:38 AM - 13 Sep 2017
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    18 replies 425 retweets 1,251 likes
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      2. 魔 t t h e w‏ @bokchoifresh 13 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I like it but this going over all the heads of your readers 100% 😍😍😘😘

        2 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. Craig‏ @darthmaul13 13 Sep 2017
        Replying to @bokchoifresh @TheOnion

        No shit! ???pic.twitter.com/2v8jeBLiQm

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. danasa arsad‏ @Danasaarsad 14 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @jfwong

        Oh my god this went over my head for the first 30 seconds i was so confused

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      1. Gary Mullins‏ @coachbarbarian 13 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I at – at Warren County Dog Park

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      1. John M. States‏ @JohnStates 13 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought they would be type cast as Watson.pic.twitter.com/UxZ2n8JQVN

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      1. Tom Adriaenssens  🎗‏ @TomA3aenssens 13 Sep 2017
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        We should replace them all by Tilda Swinton

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      1. Browne Sebright‏ @BrowneSebright 13 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @NSAPROPAGANDA

        @JakeSebright

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      1. Ana Elizondo‏ @anaelizondo70 13 Sep 2017
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        The Onion is starting to get surreal.

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      1. GYŌDA®‏ @gyoda_official 13 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        😔😔😔😔

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      2. Janice‏ @Boomerbabe3 13 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Let's not forget the famous "Charlie Chan" series played by American Swedish Actor Warner Oland.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Saeng 🇱🇦 🇹🇭‏ @SonicKaw 14 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @LadyForestshade

        Who cares about what actors are on a show, Just enjoy the plot

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      1. AliasGames‏ @AliasGamesYT 14 Sep 2017
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        I didn't see that this was the Onion at first and I was soooooo confused

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      1.  🐝 🐝Mário  🐝 🐝 Jóia  🐝 🐝‏ @MarioJoinha 14 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wants diversity in Hollywood, complains about the evident lack of stories surrounding Asian/African/M.eastern characters...

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      1. Shyaporn‏ @Shyaporn 14 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @angryasianman

        And Asian actors are tired of being cast as Tilda Swinton. Stop the madness.

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      1. Saeiqa IFB‏ @StarfleetPop 14 Sep 2017
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        @ChefLaurelWhite

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      1. Sean Pilger‏ @YumLemmingKebab 13 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @DJSnM

        Seriously. He never even said that!

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      1. Char Eldridge‏ @CharEldridge 13 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        😂

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      2. Thomas Whitmore‏ @hospital_bar 13 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        CC @sophiepaperclip

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      3. Sophie Xsmith‏ @sophiepaperclip 14 Sep 2017
        Replying to @hospital_bar @TheOnion

        !!

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