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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 12 Sep 2017

    Man Hates Being Put In Position Where He Has To Think, Feel, Or Act http://trib.al/jdXr16H pic.twitter.com/qFcLjUiSrU

    5:59 AM - 12 Sep 2017
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    19 replies 546 retweets 1,931 likes
      1. AP‏ @apeders40 12 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Stop writing about me

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      1. Snotgirl‏ @Fawn_Liebowitz 12 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Same.

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      1. Marty B‏ @radiomartyb_b 12 Sep 2017
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        Yep, many of us can relate to that

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      1. Jacob‏ @JCSIL86 15 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        DADDY?!

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      1. Duane Doucet‏ @Duane_Doucet 12 Sep 2017
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        Thinking and feeling? Can't have that.

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      1. Andres Cossio‏ @cossio_andres 12 Sep 2017
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        I know the feeling. Oh, Wait... 🤔

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      1. Queenie‏ @promcrum 12 Sep 2017
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        I know this is satire but SAME.

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      1. Dax Waters‏ @dax_waters 12 Sep 2017
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        Eat, drink ,shop, watch TV, poop , work, sleep. Repeat lol

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      1. Tom Thomas‏ @presidenthomas 12 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        A real useless demorat!

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      1. eirroC muaB‏ @chapstickaddict 12 Sep 2017
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        This is why I pay a personal trainer @ the gym. I pay, she tells me what to do, I do it whether or not I like it, & I make zero decisions.

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      1. Nick Layman‏ @NeekLemans 12 Sep 2017
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        I hear that

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      1. Md.Shariful islam‏ @HaragachaE 16 Sep 2017
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        Are you brother good

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      1. tbiadvice‏ @tbiadvice 12 Sep 2017
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        tbiadvice Retweeted Joe Negan

        https://twitter.com/mynameisnegan/status/907501365525491712 …

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        Joe Negan @mynameisNegan
        Ted Cruz be like 🎶 I want know what love is, I want you to show me. pic.twitter.com/3xZcJgbyVa
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      1. Chahuapa‏ @Chahuapa 12 Sep 2017
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        I knew a potato like that once.

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      1. Jim‏ @darthloquacious 12 Sep 2017
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        It's all true, but that is not my picture.

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      1. HonkeyKongJr‏ @3wheelsofterror 12 Sep 2017
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        you mean he hates being a liberal democrat?

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      1. Greg Wait‏ @GregWait 12 Sep 2017
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        I know, and hate, the feeling.

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