I'll take it!
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I think Florida actually does have citizen executioners and pay a few hundred bucks for their trouble
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It's not that bad..and they give you a free lunch...
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Reminds me of that episode of King of the Hill where Dale actively tries to get on the list execute a convict on death row.
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And regretting business school as a major.
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I couldn't get out of jury duty either! What excuse could you use? The dog ate the Governor's execution order? I ran out of chemicals? YES!!
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why? oh, it's probably "death by strangulation." that one just makes your thumbs tired.
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knives make the work much easier.
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Don't worry, I'll be happy to take his place.
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