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    1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 11 Sep 2017

      Rudy Giuliani Adds More Planes, Towers With Each Subsequent Retelling Of 9/11 http://trib.al/j0dsYym pic.twitter.com/UMTKR5JlVh

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      The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 11 Sep 2017

      "When the 90th plane hit Tower 477, I knew I was dealing with something this country had never seen before." http://trib.al/2tVK260 pic.twitter.com/2Fyxj4cpjJ

      4:02 PM - 11 Sep 2017
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      • jnls.reader. ONE MORE GOD REJECTED Juche Gangster 𝖍.𝖕. 𝖍𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖈𝖗𝖆𝖋𝖙 Moshiur Rahman MoonNGloom Boomer Spookstroyer Pierre-Simon Laplace Briggs Baltzell
      35 replies 106 retweets 588 likes
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        2. NJ Native Tongue‏ @njnativetongue 11 Sep 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          No matter how much time has passed jokes like this will never be funny.

          5 replies 0 retweets 23 likes
        3. Straight-jacket Fraser‏ @1straightjacket 11 Sep 2017
          Replying to @njnativetongue @TheOnion

          Oh your so much better then them, if you read the article they make a solid point

          1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
        4. NJ Native Tongue‏ @njnativetongue 11 Sep 2017
          Replying to @1straightjacket @TheOnion

          Where were you when it happened?

          2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        5. Straight-jacket Fraser‏ @1straightjacket 11 Sep 2017
          Replying to @njnativetongue @TheOnion

          The point isn't the significance of the event, it's how it's being used, this isn't making fun of 9/11 but how politicians use it

          1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
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        1. dedrekon‏ @dedrekon 11 Sep 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Too soon....and it will be too soon for the next fifty years.

          0 replies 1 retweet 5 likes
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        2. Kelli C‏ @kelli_c88 11 Sep 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Not funny at all

          1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
        3. IsahArtsSporadically‏ @Lowkey_Isah 11 Sep 2017
          Replying to @kelli_c88 @TheOnion

          Dude chill

          0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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        1. collin gentry‏ @socollinmemaybe 11 Sep 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Folks don't seem to realize this is a joke more at Giuliani's expense rather than that of 9/11.

          0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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        1. Jay Casey‏ @JaycaseyJay 11 Sep 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Stop

          0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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        2. Mike Raney‏ @raneysopinion 11 Sep 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          We get it, you're smart and edgy. This is neither smart nor edgy, just gutless and in poor taste.

          1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
        3. Herm Edwards fan account.‏ @NickParadies 12 Sep 2017
          Replying to @raneysopinion @TheOnion

          Grow a pair

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        4. Mike Raney‏ @raneysopinion 12 Sep 2017
          Replying to @NickParadies @TheOnion

          twitter courage I see. I'm sure if you were to stand in a room with me or any first responder you would not respond this way. Take care.

          0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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        1. Ion Ó Curnáin‏ @cowandspoon 11 Sep 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Beautiful satire, and rather quite apt.

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        2. Andy Riegler‏ @andyriegler 11 Sep 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Why in the world would @TheOnion think this is a good idea for a story? (a) in poor taste and - more importantly - (b) not remotely funny.

          2 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
        3. Adamned Reese‏ @AMReese 11 Sep 2017
          Replying to @andyriegler @TheOnion

          I laughed.

          1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
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        5. Adamned Reese‏ @AMReese 11 Sep 2017
          Replying to @andyriegler @TheOnion

          You're right. Laughing is dumb.

          1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
        6. Andy Riegler‏ @andyriegler 11 Sep 2017
          Replying to @AMReese @TheOnion

          In some cases, yes.

          1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
        7. Adamned Reese‏ @AMReese 11 Sep 2017
          Replying to @andyriegler @TheOnion

          Not in this case.

          1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
        8. Adamned Reese‏ @AMReese 11 Sep 2017
          Replying to @AMReese @andyriegler @TheOnion

          When the man repeatedly lied about the nature surrounding 9/11, including being proven wrong that Hillary wasn't with him, it's not dumb.

          0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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