"When the 90th plane hit Tower 477, I knew I was dealing with something this country had never seen before." http://trib.al/2tVK260 pic.twitter.com/2Fyxj4cpjJ
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"When the 90th plane hit Tower 477, I knew I was dealing with something this country had never seen before." http://trib.al/2tVK260 pic.twitter.com/2Fyxj4cpjJ
This one is really not funny. This is a solemn day in the US.
It's actually pretty funny, lighten up dude
Wow. I knew you lot had poor taste... but really on this solemn day you couldn't hold back? Figures.
Every day is solem to someone. You need to get the stick out of your ass
What it's up to 10 planes now 20k pple died and he shot down a hijacker on 5th ave
Frankly I would've been disappointed if the Onion showed restraint on 9/11. May nothing be beneath you Onioners (or Onionions)
I wonder if the people mad at this Onion post are also mad at Rudy Giuliani for making this a workable bit? http://911truth.org/rudy-giuliani-closer-look-911-legend/ …
On the bright side, #TheOnion is still more accurate than the mainstream media.
"There were 15 planes heading for the octuplet towers on 9/11. There were also aliens and explosions and Michael Bay was there."
Mr. "A noun a verb and 9/11". Biden at his best. 
Well, you can either laugh or cry on a day like today.
Don't forget his fighting off the Osama bin Kraken that emerged from the Hudson with nothing but a toothpick and an "I heart NY" tee.
Too soon... have you no chill?!?
#stillbitterovertheAlamo
And he looks like George Clooney.
THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS
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