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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 11 Sep 2017

    Fourth-Grader Drawing Big Blank On Which Year 9/11 Terror Attacks Occurred http://trib.al/TXIVKBQ pic.twitter.com/rTpMg7pdHF

    7:33 AM - 11 Sep 2017
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    12 replies 91 retweets 720 likes
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      2. SodaPop Joe‏ @SodaJoe1 11 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Its politically correct now to forget? Never forget the dancing in the streets, tasteless reporting http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G-p1LEBAujE …

        1 reply 1 retweet 0 likes
      3. Brother Hezekiah‏ @tupadreway 11 Sep 2017
        Replying to @SodaJoe1 @TheOnion

        Now we know where Trump got his claim of Muslims dancing on the rooftops in NYC. Fox News is a powerful propaganda tool for weak minds.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      5. Brother Hezekiah‏ @tupadreway 11 Sep 2017
        Replying to @SodaJoe1 @TheOnion

        Perhaps his 2015 comments are relevant for your review?https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2016-election/how-donald-trump-talked-about-9-11-attacks-then-now-n645146 …

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      6. SodaPop Joe‏ @SodaJoe1 11 Sep 2017
        Replying to @tupadreway @TheOnion

        Howard Stern Show just after the 9/11 World Trade Tower attacks, first hand accounts of celebrating in New Jersey. http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JCtiwBrWHUc …pic.twitter.com/iMIgrvX6fR

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      2. Curious Tweeter‏ @ACuriousTweeter 11 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When did it occur

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      3. Alexandria (You Make Me Feel Like Dancing) King‏ @Gary_The_Guru 11 Sep 2017
        Replying to @ACuriousTweeter @TheOnion

        1801, obviously. That's when they made the best jet airliners and skyscrapers.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. mildish fambino‏ @charlieyoder 11 Sep 2017
        Replying to @Gary_The_Guru @TheOnion

        Guys there's a reason it's called 9/11 It happened in September 1911!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Alexandria (You Make Me Feel Like Dancing) King‏ @Gary_The_Guru 11 Sep 2017
        Replying to @charlieyoder @TheOnion

        Or maybe it happened in the year 911!

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Jessica Flood‏ @RichFloodDesign 11 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I wish this were funny. Instead like so much from @TheOnion it is too sharp a commentary.

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      1. Isaac Gemal‏ @Isaac_Gemal 11 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's not satire, that's reality. Just give it a few years.

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      1. Brother Hezekiah‏ @tupadreway 11 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They will more than likely get the question to the Jeopardy answer "What is The Pet Goat, Alex."

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      1. Geoffrey Ottoy‏ @GeoffreyOttoy 11 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Confident though about his answer on: "When was the Great War?" Pretty sure it was in fourteen hundred eighteen.

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      1. Soop Munkey‏ @soopmunkey 11 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Never forget! (Write it on your arm, kid!)

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      1. Vince Kesavamoorthy‏ @truthmashup 11 Sep 2017
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        You joke, but this brand is actually confused as to when 9/11 happened.https://twitter.com/truthmashup/status/907223920016797697 …

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        Vince Kesavamoorthy @truthmashup
        Another #September11th based marketing tweet that makes no sense. Who lost their lives in 2011? #NeverForget pic.twitter.com/AMUOtwjo33
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      1. Sukka Cockatoo‏ @SukkaCockatoo 11 Sep 2017
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        Most children are very,very stupid.#RETROTONESAPP

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      1. 7kidchaos  🎃‏ @7kidchaos 11 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is why public education in US ranks 33d in world. It's pathetic.

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