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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 8 Sep 2017

    Man Searching For Part Of Chicken Tender Thin Enough To Fit Into Plastic Dipping Sauce Cup http://trib.al/xgjoWNS pic.twitter.com/Qx2SqZ78PH

    5:41 PM - 8 Sep 2017
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    37 replies 484 retweets 2,069 likes
      1. Sean Stepan‏ @realseanstepan 8 Sep 2017
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        can't be done. a fool's errand.

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      2. Space Force Captain Eric Pitsel  🚀 💥 🛸‏ @EricPitsel 8 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Who among us have not found ourselves in this position? Confused, frustrated..searching for answers,bites of dry chicken. Stupid tiny sauce.

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      3. Jeffrey Widen‏ @JeffreyWiden 8 Sep 2017
        Replying to @EricPitsel @TheOnion

        What we need, is pre-sauced chicken strips

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Riddle‏ @vivalaleyna 8 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @BenWatsonPLUS

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      3. Ben Watson‏ @BenWatsonPLUS 8 Sep 2017
        Replying to @vivalaleyna @TheOnion

        He needs to learn the technique

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      1. Elizabeth Berrick‏ @freshbalsamfir 8 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        it's ya boi @BerrickJoseph irl @catrickk

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      1. Jean Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg‏ @jean_baptiste_z 8 Sep 2017
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        He could *gasp* pour the sauce over the chicken tenders.

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      2. syf‏ @SyferTiger 8 Sep 2017
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        you can always make it fit

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      1. P.J Maloney‏ @PookaMcPhelimy 8 Sep 2017
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        All the great religions and their great books failed to foresee this calamitous situation arising. Mere man must face this folly alone.

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      1. Blue WareWolf‏ @934Bluewolf 8 Sep 2017
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        When the Onion gets too real.

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      1. linds‏ @LindsayRennick 8 Sep 2017
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        @ratchetchris22

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      1. Mary‏ @QuiteeContrary 8 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        UPDATE: Man decided to tear chicken tender into smaller pieces that will be able to fit into plastic dipping sauce cup.

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      1. Will (he/him/his) 🏳️‍🌈 #LGBTQIA‏ @WillPolitico 9 Sep 2017
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        One of my CONSTANT frustrations!

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      1. Lisa Berry‏ @ru2jaded 9 Sep 2017
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        That can be profoundly stressful

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      1. The Burger Law Firm‏ @johnvburger 9 Sep 2017
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        Ah, yes. The plastic dipping sauce cup. The name of many a fast food joint.

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      1. Tony D‏ @biff725 9 Sep 2017
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        Man looking for Hooker that his tiny Penis fits in.

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      1. Brian Bates‏ @bmbates 8 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Simple. Pick up the sauce cup and pour it on. Bite so next part small enough to dip. Simple.

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      1. Jake‏ @JakeSpake 8 Sep 2017
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        I have been that man

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