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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 8 Sep 2017

    Equifax Impressed By Hackers’ Ability To Ruin People’s Finances More Efficiently Than Company Can http://trib.al/XDlMjPf pic.twitter.com/slNTbOgYFo

    12:54 PM - 8 Sep 2017
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      1. Jman100's Spookybox‏ @PailBot 8 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/KYl0OHWuMu

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      1. the finchiest‏ @jfinchface 8 Sep 2017
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        Too true, too soon.

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      1. ArmyTra1n3d‏ @ArmyTra1n3d 9 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @uncl3dumby

        Not even sure this is an Onion article... seems legit

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      1. The Muffin‏ @themuffinmaster 8 Sep 2017
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        Equifax announces it has a winner for it's 50 billion dollar hacker challenge

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      1. Montella Norwood‏ @Monte217 8 Sep 2017
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        I need those hackers to change my score.... #QuitPlaying

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      1. carlos bassila‏ @sunseeker04 8 Sep 2017
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        What, you mean hacker are better then Equifax itself in destroying peoples lives!!! that's a first

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      1. Luis Davelouis‏Verified account @LDavelouis 8 Sep 2017
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        @charlieredz Cheka

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      1. chiefek2‏ @chiefek2 9 Sep 2017
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        Their Informations Solution guy had no idea of the hack? Riiiight!

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      1. DEY!‏ @ronindey 9 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @marcusjcarey

        😂its scary how true it might be...

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      1. Herman Harperink‏ @HermanHarperink 9 Sep 2017
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        Lol

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      1. jeffburdges‏ @jeffburdges 9 Sep 2017
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        Just some background on #Equifax and the #equifaxbreach breach http://www.equifacks.com/ 

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      1. Marjorie Lloyd‏ @mlwaluye1 8 Sep 2017
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        It's so corrupt and ironic

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      1. [insert name here]‏ @ProfessionalNot 8 Sep 2017
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        That feeling when you wish this was satire

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      1. Ian‏ @LocalReason 8 Sep 2017
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        we should have been alerted earlier. So how are they going to compensate us for their slack std. I know 100K each

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      1. Jeff Porten‏ @jeffporten 8 Sep 2017
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        .@matthews_p The thing about Equifax: we took the 1st grade threat "this will go on your permanent record," and made it real life.

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      1. American Partisan‏ @lynn_runion 8 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @n0t0x539

        I never will completely trust the fact that everything about us is just floating around out there for anybody to steal!!

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      1. Katie Beurskens‏ @kbeursk 8 Sep 2017
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        This is just truth, and not funny

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      1. aaron abeyta‏ @antonitoaltazor 8 Sep 2017
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        Amen

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