i got a panic attack just from reading the headline
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Now we know.
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Couldn't hurt to just run that study again to make sure it wasn't a fluke.
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Glad we figured that out
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is this another gem from the Institute for Stating the Obvious?
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I fucking love you, Onion
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Not even Captain Obvious wants to touch this with a 10-foot pole.
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Oh lord , locked in underwater elevators who'd be ok with that

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@whatthesean you wrote this
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This statement this part. UNDER WATER LOCKED IN SIDE ELEVATOR IS .. ALREADY DEVASTATED THE THOUGH OF LIFE
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Dude I respond poorly to being locked in underwater elevators. Do I have a panic disorder, dude???? Please help
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Mind Blown!
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I got anxious just from reading the headline
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Study also shows people with Arachnophobia are afraid of spiders
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And people with OCD respond poorly to being locked in hospitals without hand sanitizer
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I'm not well versed in The Onion, but I'm under the impression that this is satire. Please tell me I'm correct in this assumption.

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I think you are.
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