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    1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 7 Sep 2017

      Clinton Already Working On Follow-Up Book Casting Blame For Failures Of First http://trib.al/NRBiHiX pic.twitter.com/ZuPXHMdoK5

      289 replies 4,717 retweets 10,953 likes
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      The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 7 Sep 2017

      "Frankly, it’s obvious I got screwed on all sides." http://trib.al/iPjrxYt pic.twitter.com/KXyhBmBeCP

      6:33 PM - 7 Sep 2017
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      22 replies 283 retweets 1,006 likes
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        2. Gael Tarleton‏ @GaelTarleton 7 Sep 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          I know you think you're being funny, ironic, sardonic, etc. But this bashing just echoes every other bashing. Get over her.

          3 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        3. G Todd Williams‏ @WA_News_Junkie 7 Sep 2017
          Replying to @GaelTarleton @TheOnion

          We'd love to get over her Gael. Really. But she can't keep coming back on the stage and then ppl say to get over her. Even Dems want her out

          0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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        2. Wildflower‏ @aprildeming 7 Sep 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          I would be embarrassed if I worked at the Onion which sold out to a war mongering psychopath. A true artist/writer would never work there.pic.twitter.com/76IQAxLTWz

          1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
        3. Nathan James‏ @NateJames44 8 Sep 2017
          Replying to @aprildeming @TheOnion

          You know they're a satire site right? Like this is all a joke?pic.twitter.com/cvXwAFEEVC

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        4. Wildflower‏ @aprildeming 8 Sep 2017
          Replying to @NateJames44 @TheOnion

          Yes, I used to get the onion newspapers before the Internet even existed. They literally sold out to Univision.https://theintercept.com/2016/01/26/ha-ha-hillary-clintons-top-financial-supporter-now-controls-the-onion/ …

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        5. Nathan James‏ @NateJames44 8 Sep 2017
          Replying to @aprildeming @TheOnion

          I stand corrected, thank youpic.twitter.com/pIQwMpnQuk

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        6. Wildflower‏ @aprildeming 8 Sep 2017
          Replying to @NateJames44 @TheOnion

          ❤️🙏🏼😍🌺🕊🥀🌌

          0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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        1. Danny McGuinness‏ @dmcgcto 7 Sep 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Me thinks she doth protest too much.

          0 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
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        2. Douglas Sandor‏ @zaphod57 7 Sep 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @acoyne

          Blame everyone when you write something that no one wants to read because it can't possibly be your fault.

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        3. KellySez‏ @kelly_sez 7 Sep 2017
          Replying to @zaphod57 @TheOnion @acoyne

          This. Is. A. Joke. From a joke website WTAF is wrong with you people???

          0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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        1. Steve Kocsis 2  🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃‏ @CexCymbol 7 Sep 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          You'll love this one @MarkDice!!!

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        1. Charming ME‏ @CharmingME1 7 Sep 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          pic.twitter.com/eA2jnvdM1G

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        1. Andy Jakcsy‏ @IlGreven 7 Sep 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          After dozens of articles lampooning the right, one article lampooning Saint Hillary of Rodham, and bam! You're misogynist!

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        2. Denise M R‏ @DDRey 7 Sep 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          This isn't real. Please tell me this isn't real.

          3 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        3. Sam‏ @NightOwlR3 7 Sep 2017
          Replying to @DDRey @TheOnion

          This is from The Onion, a fake news site. None of it is ever real.

          1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
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        1. lowell hamilton‏ @lowellhamilto11 8 Sep 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @NateJames44

          GREED --to the woman that deserted her nation and it's people ---CRY _ CRY CRY

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        1. Wildflower‏ @aprildeming 7 Sep 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          The onion is such a sell out pos.pic.twitter.com/Q5qwFdxupl

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        1. Mike Warland‏ @MikeWarland 7 Sep 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          If this is what actually happened to her, it's deplorable.

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