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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 7 Sep 2017

    Climate Change Researcher Describes Challenge Of Pulling Off Worldwide Global Warming Conspiracypic.twitter.com/IKI2i2CGUj

    1:15 PM - 7 Sep 2017
    • 1,960 Retweets
    • 2,987 Likes
    • Spinning in Space Chicago Deal Finder SF Real Estate PLOW Business Intel PLOW Casper Armstrong Diana Six paw-zimandius 312 Audio Jim "not-a-bot" Prall 🐶🐦🦉♻️
    92 replies 1,960 retweets 2,987 likes
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      2. Good Sir SnarkyTweet‏ @lando_thedead 8 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @ProfBrianCox

        Also vaccines.

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Brian Cox‏Verified account @ProfBrianCox 8 Sep 2017
        Replying to @lando_thedead @TheOnion

        Yes. And so difficult to keep this spherical earth thing going - making GPS work without satellites is really tricky

        5 replies 1 retweet 63 likes
      4. Nora Jeromes‏ @Norajeromes 8 Sep 2017
        Replying to @ProfBrianCox @lando_thedead @TheOnion

        I think it's genius how the space station uses CGI to produce spherical images of the earth!

        1 reply 0 retweets 18 likes
      5. Trevor Marsh‏ @Trev_Marsh 8 Sep 2017
        Replying to @Norajeromes @ProfBrianCox and

        Genius also to hide over 5000 Km of Australian landscape as in the image. This is a still from https://goo.gl/eSp7TZ pic.twitter.com/dihFDWBd9z

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      6. End of conversation
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      2. Paul Edmonds‏ @Paul_Edmonds 7 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm waiting for infowars to blame Harvey and Irma on Chinese weather weapons.

        2 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
      3. Jake Goudeau‏ @jake_goudeau 7 Sep 2017
        Replying to @Paul_Edmonds @TheOnion

        They already said the US government probably used weather weapons to make them to sell water and batteries.

        2 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
      4. Paul Edmonds‏ @Paul_Edmonds 7 Sep 2017
        Replying to @jake_goudeau @TheOnion

        🤦‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Jonny H‏ @JhJonharrison 7 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @StephenMerchant

        The sad thing is there are people in this world that won't see the irony in this..

        1 reply 0 retweets 43 likes
      3. Nora Jeromes‏ @Norajeromes 8 Sep 2017
        Replying to @JhJonharrison @TheOnion @StephenMerchant

        @realDonaldTrump - this is ironic and should not be quoted in text books. Just saying.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. Jonny H‏ @JhJonharrison 9 Sep 2017
        Replying to @Norajeromes @TheOnion and

        Lol.. wait until the 2018 syllabus text books are revealed... ;-)

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Nora Jeromes‏ @Norajeromes 9 Sep 2017
        Replying to @JhJonharrison @TheOnion and

        🙄😱😂

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. End of conversation
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      2. DayZero‏ @DayZero5 7 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Kind of a dangerous joke

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
      3. American Amnesia‏ @luchadorporpaz 7 Sep 2017
        Replying to @DayZero5 @TheOnion

        Humor reveals #truth...though nowadays you can't be direct enough about it

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. DayZero‏ @DayZero5 7 Sep 2017
        Replying to @luchadorporpaz @TheOnion

        So by that logic racist/sexist jokes are either true or not funny. I think that's a false dichotomy

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. American Amnesia‏ @luchadorporpaz 7 Sep 2017
        Replying to @DayZero5 @TheOnion

        It would only be by that #logic if I said "humor, in all cases, reveals truth." To clarify, humor, in many cases, reveals #truth.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      6. American Amnesia‏ @luchadorporpaz 7 Sep 2017
        Replying to @luchadorporpaz @DayZero5 @TheOnion

        Or that #humor can (and often when it's at its best) reveal truths in ways that other methods of communication don't. But always? No.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Dr Lauren Gavaghan‏Verified account @DancingTheMind 10 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .@TheOnion AND conjured up 3 hurricanes in quick succession along with mammoth floods and wild fires....some work they're doing...

        3 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
      3. Kevin Dunn‏ @Adeodatus 10 Sep 2017
        Replying to @DancingTheMind @TheOnion

        I was a climatologist back in the 80s. Still waiting for my cheque from China.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. Jerry Navarro‏ @jnavarro926 7 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm sad because someone, somewhere, will try to pass this video off as authentic

        1 reply 1 retweet 13 likes
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