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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 7 Sep 2017

    Clinton Already Working On Follow-Up Book Casting Blame For Failures Of First http://trib.al/NRBiHiX pic.twitter.com/ZuPXHMdoK5

    12:10 PM - 7 Sep 2017
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    • Mar Lon Ronnie Whaley 🇵🇭 Carl Posey Solidarity/🚩Forever🚩 Jam 🦌 Steven Lockhart Swetha Das OldCrow🔹🌽 hater and loser
    289 replies 4,717 retweets 10,953 likes
      1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 7 Sep 2017

        "Frankly, it’s obvious I got screwed on all sides." http://trib.al/iPjrxYt pic.twitter.com/KXyhBmBeCP

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      2. Felichia Eaton‏ @FelichiaEaton 7 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He book title should have beenpic.twitter.com/4dOiUWJOkS

        19 replies 21 retweets 119 likes
      3. Let's Evolve  🌹 🖖‏ @letsevolveok 7 Sep 2017
        Replying to @FelichiaEaton @TheOnion

        umm, she didn't warn us, she wanted Trump to be her opponent for an easy win. Lol.

        3 replies 5 retweets 239 likes
      4. Felichia Eaton‏ @FelichiaEaton 7 Sep 2017
        Replying to @letsevolveok @TheOnion

        Lies

        11 replies 3 retweets 15 likes
      5. Austin Henshaw‏ @ahenshawIA 7 Sep 2017
        Replying to @FelichiaEaton @TheOnion

        True actually. It was a valid strategy perhaps, but obviously backfired.http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2016/11/hillary-clinton-2016-donald-trump-214428 …

        4 replies 6 retweets 84 likes
      6. Felichia Eaton‏ @FelichiaEaton 8 Sep 2017
        Replying to @ahenshawIA @TheOnion

        So the other 14 Republicans he beat thought the same thing 😒

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      1. Ted Zeppelin‏ @TedZeplin 7 Sep 2017
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      2. A. Marmot  🌱Underground 🌱‏ @_Anunnery 7 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        WHY DOES THIS CONTINUE TO HAPPEN Hillary Rodham Clinton

        2 replies 8 retweets 42 likes
      3. A. Marmot  🌱Underground 🌱‏ @_Anunnery 7 Sep 2017
        Replying to @_Anunnery @TheOnion

        Chapter 1: It's definitely still not anything to do with me.

        1 reply 5 retweets 39 likes
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      2. Ted Zeppelin‏ @TedZeplin 7 Sep 2017
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      3. Loved From Above‏ @Loved_By_God_44 7 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TedZeplin @TheOnion

        Report came out...She had 25,000,000 illigitmate votes...And still came out short!!! 😱 I guess she ran out of dead people to vote for her!😂

        3 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. Ted Zeppelin‏ @TedZeplin 9 Sep 2017
        Replying to @Loved_By_God_44 @TheOnion

        I think that was fake news, though I do wonder where All Jill Stein's votes went. It had to be over 5%, not under 1%.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Ted Zeppelin‏ @TedZeplin 7 Sep 2017
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