I thought you guys were supposed to make me laugh, not slap me in the face with a handful of my own pathetic reality.
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Right, as if a pint was anything but barely enough for a serving. (Yes, I know it’s
@TheOnion)https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/905184042013818880 …
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Hahaha doesn't happen if you eat from a full quart box. But spoon falls in and then must be licked clean before reuse.
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That's only a pint. Why are you judging?
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i have so much data on this phenomenon, i could write a dissertation. lab tools: control group spoons teaspoons tablespoons
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Obviously fake news. Look at all the ice cream that idiot left! Amateur!
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No one could eat that much in one sitting. Ben &Jerrys is as dense as lead. You'd die.
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Area man is the Onion's mascot
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I eat
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Ice Cream Area Man
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