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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 5 Sep 2017

    Coast Guard Drags Decoy Boca Raton Into Middle Of Ocean In Attempt To Lure Away Hurricane Irma http://trib.al/71f8yiP pic.twitter.com/obUhS4F230

    1:43 PM - 5 Sep 2017
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    24 replies 810 retweets 2,386 likes
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      2. princess poppy 💖‏ @JoceAkaSunshine 5 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @_chrisrodz_

        Chris I hate you so much for making me see this 😂😂😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. chickadeechris‏ @_chrisrodz_ 5 Sep 2017
        Replying to @JoceAkaSunshine @TheOnion

        laughing at comedic tweets is my coping mechanism rn as im trying to find water, gas, and sandbags somewhere 😭😭

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      4. princess poppy 💖‏ @JoceAkaSunshine 5 Sep 2017
        Replying to @_chrisrodz_ @TheOnion

        :((( stay safe baby💖 Also try Amazon for water, let me know if you need

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. chickadeechris‏ @_chrisrodz_ 5 Sep 2017
        Replying to @JoceAkaSunshine @TheOnion

        thank u dude 💕

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      2. Bradley Amiel Julian‏ @BradleyAmiel 5 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/QKA7TtyPrP

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      3. Joe Horn‏ @jaidibear81 6 Sep 2017
        Replying to @BradleyAmiel @TheOnion

        Nice Svengoolie shirt.👍

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      1. Absolute Unit‏ @mr_mcFeeters 5 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @mjryder21 @gjburiejr @DrSuppadoo @timryder23

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      2. Terry "Stitch" Monfet‏ @St1tch134 6 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @TheBradMilner

        HAHAHA do you realize how many people will think this is real LOL

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Brad Milner‏ @TheBradMilner 6 Sep 2017
        Replying to @St1tch134 @TheOnion

        The Onion is the barometer of idiocy, those who believe should be sent to an island

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Terry "Stitch" Monfet‏ @St1tch134 6 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheBradMilner @TheOnion

        Yeah I know it is hilarious BS.. But some people really need to wear bubble wrap.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Trump'sConscience‏ @c3t1p99 6 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @jenniferjmedina

        Boca Del Mar 😂

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      1.  🥥 Sir Eatsalot  🇮🇪Ⓥ‏ @AshJ_life 5 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That moment The Onion is the most creative account on Twitter that you know of 😂

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      1. Kevin byDesign‏ @Kevin_byDesign 5 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Perhaps a decoy of #MaraLago would be more enticing

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      1. john brown‏ @brownja 7 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You know you've made the big time when you get featured in an Onion article. (had to explain to Rear Admiral Brown's mom what the Onion is).

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      1. B P Graber 🌊 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇮🇳‏ @brendanpgraber 6 Sep 2017
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        If only it were this easy.

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      1. Olivier‏ @OlivierOrOliver 6 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Decoy Boca Raton is my city.

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