Chris I hate you so much for making me see this 


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laughing at comedic tweets is my coping mechanism rn as im trying to find water, gas, and sandbags somewhere


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thank u dude
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Nice Svengoolie shirt.
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HAHAHA do you realize how many people will think this is real LOL
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The Onion is the barometer of idiocy, those who believe should be sent to an island
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Yeah I know it is hilarious BS.. But some people really need to wear bubble wrap.
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Boca Del Mar
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That moment The Onion is the most creative account on Twitter that you know of
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Perhaps a decoy of
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You know you've made the big time when you get featured in an Onion article. (had to explain to Rear Admiral Brown's mom what the Onion is).
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If only it were this easy.
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Decoy Boca Raton is my city.
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