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is it really necessary to have an apartment? dont these people spend 50/50 of their time between starbucks and protests anyway?
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Spoken like someone from Florida. Don't you people spend 50/50 of your time between gator farms and retirement communities?
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I'm from Orlando and can confirm ;)
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Hey, now they can spend like the government!
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This is too fuckin real
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well that's a relief ... I've been paying 250% ... maybe i'll be able to eat more than 3 times a week :D
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Isn't that the house from everybody hates Chris? Or am I mistaken
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The remaining 50% they can use for food 'n stuff. This is Common Core math logic.
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Hahaha.
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That's bit conservative...
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Only!?
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Way too much! I was taught in school it should be around 30% of income.
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Pretty close!
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