My dad died years ago. How is it that he's writing for @TheOnion????
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Looks like you've been to my house. Again.
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Lights are on but no one home
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But, I live in a lighthouse.
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Reminds of my dad
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I should print this out and post it on the fridge so I don't have to keep repeating it again and again.
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Yes this is the one that smacks down my green credentials...
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This should be my mantra.
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