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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 3 Sep 2017

    Planet Fitness Offering New Lights-Off Hour So No One Can Watch You Work Out http://trib.al/y6YzzLs pic.twitter.com/1SamEelpCL

    8:46 PM - 3 Sep 2017
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    24 replies 300 retweets 1,347 likes
      1. ❃ sleezy pea ❃‏ @snailbrat 3 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @crysta1m3th now this is what I'm talking about

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      2. Bubba Banjo‏ @BubbaBanjo 3 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Social Science News: In role reversal men demand end to objectification by women. Dweebs say Suffraguy movement growing.pic.twitter.com/5bPqtciBgi

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. J Allen‏ @The_JJAllen 3 Sep 2017
        Replying to @BubbaBanjo @TheOnion

        1st thing I thought when I saw that pict was "they're pretty good lookin,'" Good thing they're not demanding end to objectification by men.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Bubba Banjo‏ @BubbaBanjo 3 Sep 2017
        Replying to @The_JJAllen @TheOnion

        Men are more tasteful in their objectification. 🤣

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      5. J Allen‏ @The_JJAllen 3 Sep 2017
        Replying to @BubbaBanjo @TheOnion

        Not at all. My second thought was what I wouldn't mind doing with the two guys on the end.

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      1. Killer Rabbit from Caerbannog‏ @the_other_bunny 3 Sep 2017
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        Oh if this were only true

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      1.  🍷 🍷 🙈 🙉 🙊‏ @0pinion8ed1 3 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Like fuckin in the dark! No one sees that jiggle baby!

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      1. Barry P‏ @Conquistador59 7 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Haha#anytimefitness

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      1. Random Friend‏ @marcivgr 6 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's called spin class. That's why it's the only class I do.

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      2. Jeff‏ @vogle23 4 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If this really was a thing, nobody would work out. The point of going to the gym is so that everyone knows you went to the gym.

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      3. Jeff‏ @vogle23 4 Sep 2017
        Replying to @vogle23 @TheOnion

        @DaneBernardo if a tree falls in the woods..... logic

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      1. heidiw‏ @heidiwerb 4 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Um. That sounds good to me.

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      1. Steve Franklin‏ @SteveCaptAwesom 4 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well, I guess I know which hour I'm going to the gym now.

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      1. Sara Hall‏ @Things_muttered 4 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Time to break out the glow sticks.

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      1. Lisa lay‏ @Lisalay69357901 3 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yeah creepy

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      1. Deborah #bluewave Nelson  🌊‏ @thystletongue 3 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Please don't give them any new ideas!

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      1. tara harris~...‏ @tarataracl0ud 3 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Because #flourescentlightsucks

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      1. Angela Roberts‏ @amroberts100996 3 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hahhaha

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      1. Tony D‏ @biff725 3 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They should turn out the lights on that place permanently.

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